This week's episode of Keeping Up With the Kardashians started with an important reminder for those with homes on the market: Hide your sex toys before showings.
While touring a potential house for Kourtney to buy, the girls opened the drawer of a nightstand table and found a stash of the owner's vibrators. Somehow their jostling set one off, and hilarity (or something like that) ensued until they shut it off.
Just something to keep in mind for buyers and sellers alike ...
In other happenings, one of the Kardashians actually went under the knife to get implants, on camera.
Any guesses as to which one?
It was Kim's dog, Rocky. He got neuticles, which are basically ball implants for dogs. And yes, they are real.
Bruce tried to save him from being neutered, but Kim won out and even selected the size.
"I don't like big balls on a dog," she said.
Speaking of dogs ... it was birthday time for Kourtney's baby daddy, Scott Disick.
She took him to Vegas to celebrate, and not one of her family members would go. Wonder why? He's definitely a jerk in any locale, but it was Vegas where he really pissed her family off last season with his sloppy, drunken ways.
This time, when he blew out the candles on his birthday cake, he wished -- in front of all his guests -- to get the hell away from Kourtney's family in California ... and move to New York.
Always classy, that Scott.
He started to get his wish when he and Kourtney jetted off to the Big Apple to start looking at property.
Of course, mama Kris wanted nothing to do with her baby or grandbaby leaving. So even as much as she loathes him, she put together a surprise party for Disick.
It was lame, and no one was feeling it, especially Khloe.
Rumors have been circulating for awhile that both Khloe and Kourtney Kardashian are going to be taking on New York next. This episode did nothing to squash them.
I'm all for them moving to New York, I just wish they'd leave Disick ... anywhere.
Do you want to see the Kardashians take on New York? What do you think of neuticles?
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