John Mayer Will Tweet No More

Cary Fagan
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mayerJohn Mayer has officially closed his Twitter account. Alas, his previous 3.7 million followers will no longer be privy to gems such as this:

"I need to stop taking pills with names that are palindromes: Xanax, H-Coninoch, Lipillpil, Seresiseres XR, Odin's Fury"

Or this:

"I love how some dudes hate me for dating their fantasy girl, as if they were going to if I hadn't."

His final tweet? A picture of himself posted along with this:

"Self Portrait of The Artist Three Days Before His Metaphoric Retirement."

Personally I think Mayer should have been tossed out of the Twitter universe a long time ago -- for at the very least being a tiresome narcissist. But the singer's not the only celebrity that should forgo posting their innermost thoughts in 140 characters or less.

Here are some other celebs who've committed egregious Twitter crimes:

Khloe Kardashian tweeted:

"Morning! Went for a run. Now I have to get my day going. My legs are so soar from yesterday...I kind of love being soar. I know it worked"

Crime: She needs less than 140 characters to show that she's stoopid.

Ashton Kutcher:

 "watching my wife steam suit while wearing a bikini. I love God!"

Crime: TMI

Courtney Love:

"Oi vey don't f*ck with my wardrobe or you will end up in a circle scorched earth hunted 'til your dead"

Crime: WTF?

Jim Carrey (on Elin Nordegren)

“No wife is blind enough to miss that much infidelity. Elin had 2 b a willing participant on the ride 4 whatever reason”

Crime: Cruelty of the twisting-the-knife kind.

Kim Kardashian:

Lindsay Lohan:

"BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM!"

Crime: See Paris Hilton and Khloe Karashian.

What celebrities would you like to see retire from Twitter?


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