The Internet's been buzzing over Bieyanka Moore today, and before you get to googling that name, hang around for the story. Just saying, your boss might not appreciate your search history if you go digging for info on this topic.
Who's Bieyanka, you ask?
Other than someone who managed to make the name "Bianca" look like the onomatopoeic description of what you hear at 3 a.m. when your cat is horking a warm, steaming pile of Meow Mix on your comforter?
She's a lovely young woman who starred in a graphic adult movie, which was recently made available online. Which would be no big news deal, since hawking sex tapes and various pornographic material seems to be about as noteworthy as announcing how sorry you are for banging those 15 prostitutes while your wife was at the hospital giving birth to your first child, except for the fact that she's apparently 15 years old.
Or IS she? Will the real Bieyanka, formerly known as Charrida Smalley, please stand up?
Someone claiming to be Bieyanka took to Twitter today, posting the following:
OMFG! OK I KNOW THERE IS A RUMOR GOING ON THAT IM 15 EVER SCENCE MY PRONO CAME OUT..WELL IM NOT! EVERYTHING WILL B SET STRAIGHT SOON EVERY1
Oh dear. Look, whoever this girl is, I'm a little less concerned about her on-camera activity and a little more worried about her edumacashon.
Well, unless she really is 15. Which would obviously be incredibly awful and, you know, illegal.
Celebrity Smack reports that Charrida Smalley ran away from home earlier this year and her parents filed a missing person's report. If you look at the photo in the report, there's a definite resemblance to the photos of Bieyanka on the web.
Maybe Charrida isn't Bieyanka, or maybe Bieyanka is of legal age, or maybe this whole thing is just a weird Internet hoax of some kind designed to drum up business for the porn movie in question. All I know is, I sure hope this story has, um, a happy ending.
Also, I kind of wish I could get a do-over on reading Bieyanka's Twitter account. Because, well ...
Been shooting every day for a week now! Its tyring but if i dnt do it sum1 ealce will!
MY EYES. For so many reasons, MY EYES.
Image via Twitter