This might be the most covered-up Kim Kardashian has been on a cover, but, dang, girlfriend is lucky.
She posed for this month's Hong Kong's Prestige magazine, smack dab in between two hot, glistening-with-oil, naked models.
Oh, how great it must be to be Kim Kardashian.
1-2: Male model left, male model right.
3. That ass! Ugh, it's like perfection.
4. She always dates hot athletes such as NFL star Reggie Bush, Portuguese soccer player Cristiano Ronaldo, and Dallas Cowboys' Miles Austin.
5. She gets to piss off Justin Bieber fans, which would make me happy because I think that fanbase is almost as annoying as the Biebs himself.
6. The Kardashian family is awesome and super close.
7. She recently shelled out $4 million for an amazing house and didn't even flinch. “It was way above my price range, but I saw it, and I was like, 'This will be mine.'" I second-guessed myself on the $10 pair of earrings I bought this weekend.
8. Cutest nephew ever (sister Kourtney's 8-month-old son Mason).
9. Anything she touches turns to gold. Perfume, clothing, PR agency ...
10. She's way more popular on Twitter than I'll ever be. 4.7 million followers and counting. I have, like, 100. She's like the homecoming queen of tweeting.
Kim, can we switch places? Just for a day? Preferably, a day that you're squished between two hot models and go on a date with your even hotter boyfriend.
Would you want to be Kim Kardashian for a day? If not, which celebrity would you want to be?
Image via Prestige-Asia.com