15 Stupidest Celebrity Quotes


Britney SpearsWhen celebrities speak, the world listens. And then we laugh.

Here are 15 of our favorite stupid celebrity quotes. Reading them will make you instantly feel smarter.

1. Arnold Schwarzenegger: "I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman."

I'm getting the feeling that he may not know exactly what the term "gay" implies. Swell governor choice, California.

2. Mariah Carey: "Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff."

Relating skinny people to poor starving children probably isn't the wisest choice if you want to earn fans. Or respect.

3. Brooke Shields: "Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."

Yes, you have. The whole living/breathing part is kind of important.

4. Paris Hilton: "What's Walmart, do they sell, like, wall stuff?"

Oh, so close.

5. Jessica Simpson: "Is this chicken what I have, or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says Chicken by the Sea."

Tuna, chicken, fish ... oh my god, this is so confusing!

6. Britney Spears: "I get to go overseas places, like Canada."

Maybe she's counting the Great Lakes?

7. Britney Spears: "I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don't like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa."

Never mind, this girl is just geographically challenged.

8. George W. Bush: "Rarely is the question asked, is our children learning?"

Us are smart. We is the United States of America. That our former president.

9. Alicia Silverstone: "I think that the film Clueless was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it's true lightness."

Please tell me that she's pretending to be her character, Cher, from the movie.

10. Victoria Beckham: "I don't know much about football. I know what a goal is, which is surely the main thing about football."

Mind you, she's married to one of the most famous soccer players in the world. If she's that clueless, what could these two possibly have in common?

11. David Beckham: "I definitely want Brooklyn to be christened, but I don't know into what religion yet."


12. Axl Rose: "It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people."

Yeah, that's not so much to ask, is it?

13. Christina Aguilera: "So, where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?"

And we have another geography wiz folks.

14. Winona Ryder: "I feel my best when I'm happy."

As opposed to sad, upset, disappointed, angry, mad ... wow, me too! We, like, have so many things in common. Let's be BFFs.

15. Tara Reid: "I make Jessica Simpson look like a rocket scientist."

Which earns you a spot on this list.

Which is your favorite stupid celebrity quote?


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RanaA... RanaAurora

Mariah Carey said that?  Oh my god.

MomIWant MomIWant

«If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure.»- Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice President -words to live by LOL

nmmama09 nmmama09

I think someone made the Mariah Carey one up. I do still love the Jessica Simpson one though!

nonmember avatar C. Parsnips

"Too many OBGYNs aren't able to practice their... their love making with beautiful women all across this country!" -G. W. Bush

Wrtng... Wrtngfantasymom

Actually the Victoria Beckham comment could be right... remember, she's british, they call Soccer Football in Europe. She didn't say American football, which could make it stupid, but if she's talking about the rules of the football her husband plays... I don't see what's wrong with it.

nonmember avatar DavidT

I think the comment by Wrtngfantasymom should be added to the list...

hotic... hoticedcoffee

Oh, these made me laugh, but Parsnips quote from W about the love making takes the prize! 

Wrtng... Wrtngfantasymom

OH really DavidT? Hmm, well let's see here, problem is, if she doesn't pay attention to the rules of soccer, or American football, but she knows the gist of "Get the ball to the goal" what's the big deal?  Just because she doesn't know the rules of the game which is what she stated... oh yes, that automatically makes her an idiot. I'm by no means a fan of Beckham, but seriously? 

I think it's pathetic that her quote is being used to show she's stupid, what, because she doesn't know everything about her husband's job?

that's like trying to call me stupid because I don't know everything that goes with my husband's trucking job, but I do know what certain things are for in the cab.

Sheesh, yeah that's horrible, not knowing the ins and outs of your partner's job through and through...

nonmember avatar Robin

Since you included Bush's mistakes, be fair, here are some doozies by Obama.

“The time has changed for come.” (Barack Obama)
“Let me be absolutely clear, Israel is a strong friend of Israel’s.” (Barack Obama)
“I want to be very clear, we are resolved to halt the rise of [piracy] privacy.” (Barack Obama reading off a teleprompter)
“The reforms we seek, will bring greater competition, choice, savings and inefficiencies to our health care system.” (Barack Obama reading off a teleprompter)
“There is much to celebrate from the FBI’s 100 days" [years] . (Barack Obama reading off a teleprompter)
“I don’t know what the term is in Austrian.” (Barack Obama to an audience of Austrians who, of course, speak German)
“...Here in St. Louis... I’m in Kansas City.” (Barack Obama during his own nomination convention)
“Thank You, Sioux City.” (Barack Obama in Sioux Falls)
“I have now been in 57 states.” (Barack Obama)
"One of the things which is a HUGE advantage for America compared to countries like Europe" (Barack Obama)

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