Jon Gosselin: The Real Book He Should Write

Jon GosselinJon Gosselin has reportedly been shopping around a parenting book that no one seems all that anxious to publish. But if he just shifts the focus a bit and includes some of the shocking information about his interactions with ex-wife Kate Gosselin that were revealed today, he may be able to entice some right quick.

Extortion for Idiots by Jon Gosselin just may have some best-seller potential.

Here are a few suggested chapters for him based on the latest news:


Chapter 1: How to Use Your Children to Threaten Your Ex Wife

According to RadarOnline, Jon threatened Kate that if she didn't give him a "large sum of money" he would report her to Child Protective Services for hurting Mady's arm. The information was revealed by his ex-girlfriend, Hailey Glassman, who has documents to prove it.

Chapter 2: Talking Points for Extortion

When threatening said ex-wife, be sure and write down notes first and always refer to yourself in third person.

"Jon giving Kate ultimatums. He privately extorts Kate. If you don't do what I want, I'll do this ..." read one of the notes.

Chapter 3: Be Persistent in Your Extortion Attempts

According to Glassman, it wasn't a one-time attempt to get money from Kate. Jon kept at it.

"There were so many times I witnessed it," she told RadarOnline. "That's how he works. We would literally be in bed and Jon would call Kate, or Kate would call Jon to talk about custody and he would put her on speaker phone. She didn't know I was there.

"He'd say, 'I'm going to go public with the way you treat the kids, I'm going to call CPS and the news and tell them everything unless you give me what I want."

Chapter 4: When Caught, Deny and Point Fingers

Upon hearing that Hailey leaked the news, Gosselin took to Twitter to defend himself.

"Radaronline has been duped again by Hailey Glassman, who is apparently without a job and desperate for money. This article contains so many lies, they are too numerous to count. It is completely false and without any merit."

Never mind those handwritten notes?

Feel free to mention me in the credits, Jon

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