So I just watched part of a Keeping Up With the Kardashians show that involved Khloe's vagina being laser-scaped while Kim looked on.
I'm ... I think I need a shower now. Like, a Silkwood shower.
In this scintillating episode, Kim and Khloe stroll into a shop together, which is named -- awesomely -- LaserAway Tattoo & Hair Removal Experts. (Alternate name: "For All Your Unwanted Ink N' Tufts.")
Kim goes first and the laser does its thing, presumably working overtime to get that prepubescent look she's going for. The girls chat about whatever while Khloe sits there in a bra, smeared with some kind of pre-hair-blasting cream, then she takes the table while her sister stands nearby. The poor technician is zapping away at Khloe's Georgia O'Keefe when Kim decides to take a peek at the action.
"You have a better, like, looking vagina than I thought," Kim giggles.
"What? What did you think my vagina was going to look like?" asks Khloe, which is unfortunate, because I instantly realize I don't want to hear what Kim Kardashian thought Khloe Kardashian's vagina looked like and I'm reaching for the stop button on the video but it's too late.
"I thought it was, like, a shaved rashy vagina," says Kim.
Oh my god. Oh my, like, god. Thank you so much for that, Kardashians. Or should I say, like, Karashians?
Well, I suppose we can all rest a bit easier at night now that we know Khloe does not, in fact, have a shaved rashy vagina. We can't be certain what kind of vagina she did have (Sprouting a glossy mink pelt? Studded with diamonds? Exploding with a luxurious 'fro?), but it's surely been tamed to a rash-free, hairless, camera-eager vagina now.
Sadly, the video doesn't end there. "I have a nice ass, too," says Khloe, who then PULLS HER LEGS BACK for a better view. You know, a better view of her ANUS.
While I leave you with that lovely image, tell me, do you think it's freaky for Kim to be commenting on the state of Khloe's vag, or is that just normal sisterly love?
Image from EOnline.com