This week's episode of the The Real Housewives of New Jersey opened with images of Joe Giudice's car accident that he denied was related to alcohol. Police said otherwise, but the whole incident plus all the Danielle drama left the whole clan so upset that they packed up and headed to Italy.
Joe and Teresa and their four girls plus Jacqueline and her husband, Chris, plus Caroline and Albert and an assortment of grandparents made for a loud and obnoxious troop of 20 trouncing through airports and Italy.
First stop: Venice.
Jacqueline was bummed the gondoliers didn't sing, since they do at the Venetian Hotel in Las Vegas and on television.Teresa was on a mission to find Chanel, but after finding it closed for lunch, she instead opted for a doorknob-sized bright green ring.
As they boarded a shuttle to their cruise ship taking them Naples, Teresa started screaming for Joe to spank her. Jacqueline provided a voice of reason when she said, "We looked like a bunch of idiots."
Once aboard the ship, Joe and Teresa needed some alone time in the bedroom so they pawned their kids off on Caroline and Albert, who took the trip solo on purpose so they could have their own alone time. Caroline was annoyed.
Teresa and Jacqueline got wasted and cavorted about the ship. When they started talking Titanic by the ship's edge, I started worrying one of them would fall overboard. No one did ... yet. But there's still next week.
Jacqueline had one too many drinks and was either too seasick or too hungover ... or a combination of the two and couldn't make Milania's fourth birthday party.
Of course, Milania was so exhausted that she fell asleep in the middle of the party so she probably didn't notice. Teresa was "mortified" ... just as some from the United States may be watching Housewives wreak havoc in Italy. Just saying ...
More Italian adventures next week ... wouldn't it be great if Danielle Staub showed up?
Did you watch The Real Housewives of New Jersey this week? Thoughts?
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