Jessica Simpson Tweets Her Really Boring Kiss (Why?)

Cary Fagan

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I wonder where I put my brown sweater?
Jessica Simpson tweeted this pic of herself kissing her beau Eric Johnson this past weekend, along with the following text:

"Romance 101 ... getting kissed by my Yalie," Simpson tweeted. "Me not lookin' so smart ... :) but Yum!"

More like ho-hum. Is it me, or does Jessica look bored to tears? I've seen people kiss their grandmother with more passion. Her Ivy League swain looks completely in the moment as he plants a big wet one on his blond songbird. But Simpson's mind seems to be any place but on the smooch. From the looks of it, she's either mentally rearranging her Netflix queue or still trying to figure out what the hell happened at the end of Lost. Not puckering up to the man she loves. 

Which begs another question:

Why would someone post this picture anyway? To get back at old boyfriends or ex-husbands? (Yeah, I'm talking to you John Mayer, Tony Romo, and Nick Lachey.)

If I were to tweet a love peck between my significant other and myself, I'd at least choose a shot that makes me look in love, not like I'm fighting a narcoleptic episode.

What do you think? Do you think this is a genuine moment between lovebirds, or a plea for attention of some sort?

Image via Twitter

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