Jersey ShoreYo! Jersey Shore Season 2 is premiering tonight on MTV!

That means it's time to get your GTL (that's Gym-Tanning-Laundry) out of the way before 10 p.m. (Eastern time) so you can tune in.

In case you missed it, last year, the cast of Jersey Shore sold T-shirts on the New Jersey boardwalk to subsidize their clubbing. In Season 2, they scoop frozen desserts by day in South Beach, Miami, and drink, dance, fight, and hook up by night (not necessarily in that order).

But wait! There's more! Here are five reasons to tune in to Jersey Shore Season 2:

A bonus guidette: This season the cast includes all eight cast members: Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi, Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino, Jenni "J-Woww" Farley, Ronnie Ortiz-Magro, Vinny Guadagnino, Sammi "Sweetheart" Giancola, and Angelina Pivarnick who got kicked off the show early last year. More guidettes can only mean one thing: More drama.

Weight loss tips: Sammi dropped 15 pounds for Season 2, and she shared how she did it. Her secret? Dropping pasta. Of course! It probably has nothing to do with her being in her early 20s or getting a personal trainer or anything like that.

Expand your vocabulary: For instance, last year I learned what a grenade was -- and it's not something used by the military. Tune in to find out more, but I'll bet you can figure it out. (Thinking about something or someone you don't want to throw yourself on.)

They are fashion-forward: So fashion-forward, in fact, that it often involves body parts falling out of the clothing that's supposed to keep them inside. Last season introduced hair "bumps" and extensions and rosaries for necklaces among other things. Who knows what we will see this season? I'm ready to take notes. 

The Duck: The roommates’ communal phone is shaped like a duck that quacks instead of ringing. It's hilarious to watch so much drama unfold into a quacking duck. I'm tuning in just to see if it returns.  

What do you think of Jersey Shore: Love it or hate it? Will you watch the new season?

 

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