And title for the most dramatic family ever goes to ... the Lohans!
I'm sure this news will brighten up Lindsay's day because 1. She hates her dad, and 2. She hates that her dad was engaged to someone that was so close to her age.
Major filed a report saying that Lohan threatened to kill her:
"He woke me up, yelling, 'Why didn't you pick up your cell phone, you stupid c**t.' He then turned over the chair while I was still in it, tossing me to the floor. I crawled to the other side of the room to get away from him. He walked over to me, took his shoe off, and kicked me in my face while I was still on the ground. He stood over me and said, 'I'm going to go back to jail 'cause of you, 'cause I will kill you.'"
Of course, Lohan denies it, saying that she just wants the money and attention. Now remember, this is the girl who left Us Weekly while dating Jon Gosselin, so picking sides is like choosing the less of both crazies. If that's possible.
Who do you believe, Michael or Kate? Or are they both crazy?
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