It makes me laugh that Spencer Pratt of The Hills considers shacking up at the friggin' Roosevelt Hotel Hollywood during his divorce with wife Heidi as being homeless.
Trust me, Spency-poo, dining at the Dakota and partying at Teddy's, which are both hot spots located at the hotel, is a far cry from homelessness. If that was the case, then someone please take my tiny apartment.
In fact, according to his recent tweets, he is in the midst of planning a party. Hmm ... so since he's "homeless," his party must be including lots of 40s, scraps of McDonald's dug from trash bins, and outfits made of sheets. For some reason, I don't think that's going to be the case. Except for maybe the 40s ... Brody Jenner seems to always have one of those in his hands.
Poor poor Spencer, I have no sympathy for you or your flesh-colored beard, but here's an imaginary quarter. Hey, maybe you should use all of those crystals that you've collected to build a bright shiny castle in the hills. You are, after all, King Spencer.
Now that would be an epic season finale.
Do you feel sorry for Spencer?
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