'The Real Housewives of New Jersey' Recap: An Unbeweavable Night of Drama
The Real Housewives of New Jersey delivered the drama this week ... and then some.
It started where we left off at the country club fashion show when Teresa Giudice attempted to say hello to Danielle Staub. She was clearly egging her on, and Danielle gave her just the reaction she wanted when she freaked out over Teresa calling her "honey."
"I don't want to call you honey, bitch. Is bitch better?" Teresa asked.
Things escalated from there and went ballistic when Danielle pointed out that Teresa's house is in foreclosure.
Teresa then started charging after her in her chinchilla wrap and high heels, yelling and batting away those trying to hold her back.
"My house is not in foreclosure, bitch!"
(It is, now.)
"You're a coke f*&king whore!"
Danielle ran away whimpering and hyperventilating to hide in the bushes, breaking the heels off of her shoes along the way.
It was a hilarious, horrifying spectacle that had me alternating laughter and gasps of horror with every other breath.
Jacqueline Laurita's 18-year-old daughter, Ashley, made things worse when she pulled Danielle's hair.
Where was Danielle's ex-con bodyguard when she needed him?!
Danielle finally made it to her limousine where she decided to call the police.
"I'm in pain physically and emotionally. I'm gonna get them arrested," she said.
A whole crew of cop cars showed up, and the officers took some statements. They let the other women know that they're more than familiar with Danielle and her dramatics.
When they asked Ashley about pulling her hair, her defense was that since it was a weave, it wasn't really part of Danielle. Ashley claimed she pulled it because she heard that she hit her mom.
Personally, I think she's just a little snit looking to get some publicity. That night she posted on Facebook that it was an "unbeweaveable" night.
Ashley's parents threatened to kick her out and cut her off if she ever has any more contact with Danielle.
"You're just making a crazy person crazier," her father told an unrepentant Ashley. "She's capable of anything."
Speaking of crazy ... Danielle is truly paranoid that the ladies are out to take her down. While Teresa was definitely a mean girl at the event, she's no more harmful than a flipped table or two. But Danielle thinks they all want to kill her.
"Teresa had like blood in her eyes," she recapped for Danny the bodyguard. "If there had been a knife anywhere handy she would have just grabbed it and stabbed me. I just believe they're on a mission ... a mission to just kill Danielle. And I don't take that lightly. They might not set out to go ‘I'm gonna kill you and I want you dead,' but the fact of the matter remains that once I am, there's no taking it back. "
Danielle, of course, is going to press charges, and is milking the hair pull heard around the world for all it's worth talking of her sore neck and pain, emotional bruising, and bald spot. And somehow she managed in the midst of the whole brouhaha to keep the clump of hair Ashley took out that she waves at anyone who will look.
Poor Danielle, I'd almost feel sorry for her if she wasn't such a mean kind of crazy.
Did you watch The Real Housewives of New Jersey this week? Did you feel sorry for Danielle?
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coffeeplease316
that was one of the craziest episodes ever. I did feel sorry for Danielle to a certain point, but know there's so much more that she does behind the scenese to provoke everyone. Ashley needs to be set straight, she's just a bratt and I hope she has to pay in some way for pulling Danielle's hair -- it would serve her right
madfoot
Mike
Danielle . . . brought it upon herself . . . I agree Teresa didn't have to say anything . . . but Danielle blew everything out of proportion and all that bad karma she had built up behind the scenes came back to haunt her.
Carey2006
The 2 week wait was worth it...I watched the 1st 15 minutes at least 4 times!!!!
Caroline is right...Teresa gave Danielle exactly what she wanted!
Ashley is young & I hope she heeds her step-father's advice = 1) RESPECT HER MOTHER & 2) AVOID DANIELLE!
Andy (Watch What Happens) was missing someone on his list tonight as for who was to blame.....
KIM G!!! I wished someone would have SLAPPED HER!!! She is a troublemaker!!! Playing both sides, probably for the TV time.
I can't wait for the REUNION show...you know it's just going to be SICK!
lovebugX2
was that the last episode of this season?! I cant believe Danielle! She is crazy! I think Teresa did the right thing by at least saying hi. It is a little uncomfortable when someone you know is sitting right across from you and wont even say hello. Should she had egged her on? nope but still I cant stand Danielle and i would have done the same thing to her knowing that she talks about the other ladies to everyone in town. Im still curious why Caroline was crying over some threat Danielle made towards Dina on the last reunion show...
angel
Crazy, as always. There is no shortage of mental issues on RHONJ! On a more serious note, I am tired of people blaming their behavior and choices on others. No one makes you do anything, you control yourself and your actions. I am sick of justifications and rationalizations, people need to own their own actions.
Blanca
Danielle is out of control and CRAZY....what a drama queen
g
Theresa is a low life.
She should worried about paying her bills. That nasty woman has no shame
DEE CASEY
I started watching it, but I ended up turning it off,I cannot stand Teresa, she went there looking for trouble, I know Danielle it's not all there but Teresa is nothing but a trouble maker. I bet if she was by herself she would of never done what she did. She wants to come across like she is tough and I would like to see what she would do if she was by herself.
Taxiof2
Theresa was a bitch in this episode! She waited and then went after Danielle. Danielle said hi and she kept on pushing her. Theresa is a nasty, nasty, fake person just looking for some media time. The more outrageous she can get, the more filming time she will get. She is in foreclosure from everything I have read. She has no class. We all know Danielle is deeply disturbed and has some real issues but Theresa is just low class. As for Jacqueline, I LOVE her but on this episode she came across as just plain mean. She was once Danielle's friend, and now she wants to stick up for Theresa! As for Ashley, she is just a mean girl looking for air time. She has no class, no discipline and no respect! Get her off tv! I am tired of her and her pitiful attempts of trying to become a someone!