The Real Housewives of New Jersey delivered the drama this week ... and then some.
It started where we left off at the country club fashion show when Teresa Giudice attempted to say hello to Danielle Staub. She was clearly egging her on, and Danielle gave her just the reaction she wanted when she freaked out over Teresa calling her "honey."
"I don't want to call you honey, bitch. Is bitch better?" Teresa asked.
Things escalated from there and went ballistic when Danielle pointed out that Teresa's house is in foreclosure.
Teresa then started charging after her in her chinchilla wrap and high heels, yelling and batting away those trying to hold her back.
"My house is not in foreclosure, bitch!"
(It is, now.)
"You're a coke f*&king whore!"
Danielle ran away whimpering and hyperventilating to hide in the bushes, breaking the heels off of her shoes along the way.
It was a hilarious, horrifying spectacle that had me alternating laughter and gasps of horror with every other breath.
Jacqueline Laurita's 18-year-old daughter, Ashley, made things worse when she pulled Danielle's hair.
Where was Danielle's ex-con bodyguard when she needed him?!
Danielle finally made it to her limousine where she decided to call the police.
"I'm in pain physically and emotionally. I'm gonna get them arrested," she said.
A whole crew of cop cars showed up, and the officers took some statements. They let the other women know that they're more than familiar with Danielle and her dramatics.
When they asked Ashley about pulling her hair, her defense was that since it was a weave, it wasn't really part of Danielle. Ashley claimed she pulled it because she heard that she hit her mom.
Personally, I think she's just a little snit looking to get some publicity. That night she posted on Facebook that it was an "unbeweaveable" night.
Ashley's parents threatened to kick her out and cut her off if she ever has any more contact with Danielle.
"You're just making a crazy person crazier," her father told an unrepentant Ashley. "She's capable of anything."
Speaking of crazy ... Danielle is truly paranoid that the ladies are out to take her down. While Teresa was definitely a mean girl at the event, she's no more harmful than a flipped table or two. But Danielle thinks they all want to kill her.
"Teresa had like blood in her eyes," she recapped for Danny the bodyguard. "If there had been a knife anywhere handy she would have just grabbed it and stabbed me. I just believe they're on a mission ... a mission to just kill Danielle. And I don't take that lightly. They might not set out to go ‘I'm gonna kill you and I want you dead,' but the fact of the matter remains that once I am, there's no taking it back. "
Danielle, of course, is going to press charges, and is milking the hair pull heard around the world for all it's worth talking of her sore neck and pain, emotional bruising, and bald spot. And somehow she managed in the midst of the whole brouhaha to keep the clump of hair Ashley took out that she waves at anyone who will look.
Poor Danielle, I'd almost feel sorry for her if she wasn't such a mean kind of crazy.
Did you watch The Real Housewives of New Jersey this week? Did you feel sorry for Danielle?
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This Daniel Person, is som desperate for her 15 minutes not to end. Listen Daniel, as scanky as Paris Hilton used to be I am sure she has never met you. You are not a celebrity, you are a character that is easy to make fun off. If you really Love your Girls do what Dina did and take the High Road and leave the stupid show and for all the shit you talk about beig tough you ran like a little mouse. P.S. I also read everything you did. WHy would you even come out of hiding?. And Teresa you crack me up, but you really need to try and be a Lady having said that I think your Hot.
Teresa is really a mean and hurtful person. She had an agenda when she said hi to Danielle, and it was not good. She meant to cause trouble. We are no fools, we can see through her "kindness", which is meanness in disguise. She also lives in Lalala land. She says she is such a "nice" person, nevertheless, she cusses, curses in front of her own children, flips tables and chases Danielle, and I am sure her intentions was not to give her a "hug". I know Danielle is a little crazy, but she has had a rough life and youth. She is trying to make it better and teach her girls a better life. That is not surprise. But Teresa, claims her "self-righteousness, and the "I am holier than thou" crap, that nobody believes. We should remind her not to throw stones when you live in a glass house!! Don't think that you are so good, great and above everybody else. You are mean, mobster, mafia, ghetto, trailer trash!! And certainly not better than anyone else, and do not have the right to judge anybody else. Jaqueline is being turned like Teresa, by her friendship with her. Caroline is the Godmother of the whole mafia club. Honestly, at least we know what Danielle was when she was young, and that she is not like that anymore. She is trying to be better. But those that are self-righteous and think they are so good, are the very worse!!!
I used to feel sorry for Danielle but after what she did at Teresa's party by starting that crap about the book and didn't even have her facts straight.. Then She Wont Leave Dina alone after she tried to talk ro her shes a freaking stalker, why do you think she left the show she doesn't need it. If you don't want bad karma don't put it out there Danielle needs to put her big girl panties on and stop bringing the drama on herself. Grow up and get a real job maybe you'll have less free time. You remind me of an ex friend you can start it but you cant take it.
Teresa started this incident with Danielle and for this time only, mental Danielle was really the victim. Unfortantely, Teresa is a low class Italian from Paterson, trying to live out her life dream, the one she never had growing up there; that of ( The rich and Famous)......... bankrupt! As for Jackie, air head, she is a poor excuse for a mother and has not a clue how to disipline her daughter. Her husband at least has half a brain. This is exactly why Ashley is a spoiled brat and should be in college learning to grow up instead of breaking the law and harassing adults. No class within this disfunctional mother/daughter showcase. She deserves to a few months in jail, like Lindsay, were the law does apply even to the entitled. Where is her real father in all of this parenting? Maybe he would have done a better job.
Italian Princess
Teresa and every one of them stirred this pot! A lot was edited out too, remember, so the TV version has a lot missing. At the taping, Crazy Danielle was sreading rumors Teresa's mansion was going to foreclosure when it was one of their other homes. But, financial problems are financial problems, and now I read the Guidice's are filing Bankruptcy so Danielle was on the right track this time.
Does anyone else suspect some girl-on-girl (surgically altered old hag on boob-enhanced surgically altered old coke whore prostitute bitch) action between Kim G and Danielle? C'mon, that scene before they left for the fashion show was totally, undeniably a give away to their sick behing the cameras lovefest! LMAO!
What about Kim G? Are all these crazy wives of New Jersey noticing this woman's role in the whole thing? She's always going back and forth between both sides to make sure she is in good terms with both, but makes each side think she agrees with them. When Teresa said hello, Danielle wanted to keep walking, it was Kim G's who talked Danielle into coming back to talk to Teresa.
She consoled Danielle in the car and then goes inside and tells Teresa, "it was so nice of you to say hello". Kim have told Danielle to go to the authorities against Jacqueline's daughter, and then tells the other side"oh, she's going to the authorities". KIM IS THE REAL INSTIGATOR OF THE FIGHTS. These women are just too stupid to step back and take a look at the whole picture.
First of all Teresa had not spoken to Danielle for a long time, and then decided to say hi to her ?? that was a stupid move on Teresa's part. She instigated the fight by waiting for Danielle to come out. Why would Teresa even bother to say hi, when in one of the previous episodes they all said they would not speak to her again. Teresa is a BITCH ! she needs to grow up ! and stay home and take care of her brats they even have attitudes. Teresa is a loud bitch and had no business starting trouble, she knew what she was doing. Kim G. s a piece of shit of a friend and two faced. Ashley should be arrested for pulling Danielle hair, regardless of Danielle's past no one should lay a hand on her or anyone for that matter. It is shameful the way these to act in public, OMG ! I would not want them in my place of business. Teresa is nothing but trouble and I am surprised the other low life's in this group are even seen with her. They all dress and act like trash. Virginia in San Francisco
No, did not feel sorry for Danielle she is a freak and a drama queen all she had to do was say Hi! to the women and everything would have been OK and if she new that the girls were going to behave like that then she should not have gone. And those two older ladies there the ones who edge everybody on to fight.
I LOVE the drama, I can't wait till the reunion myself! I didn't feel sorry for Danielle because she is always playing the poor little innocent victim! She is to blame to it is just not 1 persons fault. I believe she causes her own mess and I questioned her parenting skills as well, she was pointing a finger at Jacqueline about her raising Ashley but, in episodes who takes there kids on a ride at night just too see what event Caroline was throwing and last season when she took the girls to that table flipping dinner? I wish someone would slap that Kim G too! I can't wait till the next episode I love RHONJ my favorite of all the housewive's! And we can't forget Andy Cohen too he is toooo funny
Teresa needs to return to school to learn how to speak English.