The Real Housewives of New Jersey delivered the drama this week ... and then some.
It started where we left off at the country club fashion show when Teresa Giudice attempted to say hello to Danielle Staub. She was clearly egging her on, and Danielle gave her just the reaction she wanted when she freaked out over Teresa calling her "honey."
"I don't want to call you honey, bitch. Is bitch better?" Teresa asked.
Things escalated from there and went ballistic when Danielle pointed out that Teresa's house is in foreclosure.
Teresa then started charging after her in her chinchilla wrap and high heels, yelling and batting away those trying to hold her back.
"My house is not in foreclosure, bitch!"
(It is, now.)
"You're a coke f*&king whore!"
Danielle ran away whimpering and hyperventilating to hide in the bushes, breaking the heels off of her shoes along the way.
It was a hilarious, horrifying spectacle that had me alternating laughter and gasps of horror with every other breath.
Jacqueline Laurita's 18-year-old daughter, Ashley, made things worse when she pulled Danielle's hair.
Where was Danielle's ex-con bodyguard when she needed him?!
Danielle finally made it to her limousine where she decided to call the police.
"I'm in pain physically and emotionally. I'm gonna get them arrested," she said.
A whole crew of cop cars showed up, and the officers took some statements. They let the other women know that they're more than familiar with Danielle and her dramatics.
When they asked Ashley about pulling her hair, her defense was that since it was a weave, it wasn't really part of Danielle. Ashley claimed she pulled it because she heard that she hit her mom.
Personally, I think she's just a little snit looking to get some publicity. That night she posted on Facebook that it was an "unbeweaveable" night.
Ashley's parents threatened to kick her out and cut her off if she ever has any more contact with Danielle.
"You're just making a crazy person crazier," her father told an unrepentant Ashley. "She's capable of anything."
Speaking of crazy ... Danielle is truly paranoid that the ladies are out to take her down. While Teresa was definitely a mean girl at the event, she's no more harmful than a flipped table or two. But Danielle thinks they all want to kill her.
"Teresa had like blood in her eyes," she recapped for Danny the bodyguard. "If there had been a knife anywhere handy she would have just grabbed it and stabbed me. I just believe they're on a mission ... a mission to just kill Danielle. And I don't take that lightly. They might not set out to go ‘I'm gonna kill you and I want you dead,' but the fact of the matter remains that once I am, there's no taking it back. "
Danielle, of course, is going to press charges, and is milking the hair pull heard around the world for all it's worth talking of her sore neck and pain, emotional bruising, and bald spot. And somehow she managed in the midst of the whole brouhaha to keep the clump of hair Ashley took out that she waves at anyone who will look.
Poor Danielle, I'd almost feel sorry for her if she wasn't such a mean kind of crazy.
Did you watch The Real Housewives of New Jersey this week? Did you feel sorry for Danielle?
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What Tereasa did was wrong. They can't punish Daneille enough. Of course she is paranoid. That type of experience, bringing up the past, was wrong of the girls. They found dirt on Danielle, old, old dirt and used it against her in a hateful way. What exactly did this accomplish? The past is the past , now they have dug up old wounds and Danielle is reacting to it, the same way anyone else would. Caroline makes me sick the way she talks about Danielle when SHE has a son who's ambition is to be a strip club owner. Tereasa makes me sick because she needs to worry about getting a job to keep her over the top house out of foreclosure. They all need to keep their stones to themselves because they have dirt on their sweet little hands themselves. I bet they have bigger skeletons in their closet....wish someone would dig them out...then the drama would really begin. They are ALL bitches to Danielle. Yes, she is a little crazy, but this would make anyone crazy.
You can't blame one person when all of these women need to stop. I watch this show and it is rediculous to see the wealthy women act like morons. There are 5 against 1 person. They also provoke trouble. Did you see how teresa and Jacqueline were acting on Watch What Happens. I will say Teresa has a very nasty mouth and I hope her children aren't watching this. This is pathetic for us to watch spoil women who has everything, and we have to work for what we need. Ashley has no respect for her mother and she just wants to get into the action. She said she thought Danielle hit her mom, and that's why she pulled her hair. She is no better than Danielle, because she is very nasty to her mom. And they all laugh about it that she did. They all need help, unless this is a publicity stunt for the show. It is none of our business what Danielle did in the past. One thing I can say she has beautiful daughters who at least respect their mom. So Ashley should learn some moral values from Danielle's daughters. Another thing the police have no right telling these ladies that they already know about Danielle. There were other women who was there to see this event come out the way it did, and it was really stupid. Teresa intentionally wanted to get Daniells started, so Teresa is the trouble-maker. Bragging about what she does. I hope her children don't come out talking the way she does. Her children are beautiful, but she spoils them, but that's her way.
Danielle is an absolute trouble maker and drama queen. She instigates the other ladies. Just watching her I want to slap her (of course would not) BUT AND I MEAN BUT Ashley needs to get under control and no one should put their hands on another person. Hair or no hair. Ashley was wrong in this whole episode.
Teresa picked the fight & people are blaming Danielle--regardless of what she says-what she did so many years ago-she is much classier than Teresa-Who is so ghetto to pick a fight at a country club??-only Ghetto Teresa---she sounds like Edith---thooossee weeereee theee daaayyyysss---These people's lives revolve around Danielle--they all talk about Danielle-24/7-& they expect Danielle to take it--& don't say anything about them--if they do not talk about Danielle they have nothing else---they are four against one--so I do not blame her for having a bodyguard-Ashley can't even fight fair-she went behind her back to pull her hair-Hey Ashley find someone your own size & have more respect--Bravo should have a new show for these people call-The most embarrasing people on TV with Snookie-Situation & rest of the Jershey Shore crew--DISGUSTING--Hey no one misses Dinah either-it's like she was never on the show---Keep fighting Danielle---do not let these people treat you like crap---they are no better than you--
Danielle probably has Borderline Personality Disorder, one of the most difficult disorders for psycholologists or psychiatrists to work with and a disorder which can rarely be treated successfully. That being said, Danielle will never get well; she will remain mentally ill for the rest of her life. DAILY therapy might help, but Borderlines cannot follow through with serious, on-going therapy. Therefore, someone should take guardianship of her children, remove them from her "care" and provide them with some stability and sanity. To be sure, Danielle will howl and carry on when the kids are first removed but she will get over it shockingly quickly and will actually be relieved that the responsibility has been lifted from her and she can become a "free woman" again. Then she and Danny can wreak havoc without any encumbrances, like children, to get in her way. Whatever happened to Danielle when she was a child was SEVERE and she will never be able to recover. So, someone help her kids, PLEASE.
I I TOTALLY DISAGREE WITH MOST OF YOU. Teresa Started IT. Ashley is GUILTY OF ASSAULT. I think Danielle has real problems...but BAD BEHAVIOR IS BAD BEHAVIOR and TERESA AND ASHLEY ARE GUILTY....
People like Danielle( Drama Queens) tend to bring out the worst in anyone they come in contact with. I know I had one in my life and everything I see the others doing is exactly how I felt. I ended up in therapy and still today have to keep her out of my like completely. They are so toxic they end up dragging you down to their level and you hate losing control , I didn't recognize myself but I couldn't help my actions. They literally cause you to snap and you end up fighting fire with fire just to get through to them., which isn't possible. Everyone dealing with a toxic Drama Queen ends up making bad choices almost like their toxicity is contagious. Gina had the right idea and the rest need to follow. Danielle will always need the drama and feeling the victim it is how she is wirered. And she will continue to destroy anyone around her.
Danielle still has a home to go home to, Theresa and her scum bag family has been booted out of their's for NON PAYMENT. LOL. The fool's do not know you cannot build a multi million dollar home and furnish it on a income of $79000 a year. What a joke Theresa and her family are. That whole bunch think they are the GODFATHER or something, THey are all clowns. Jacqueline's sorry ho daughter is going to get what she deserves from Danielle if she keeps it up with an ADULT. That kid needs to be swimming with the fishes. Jacqueline needs to do something with that out of control ho nut job. That whole family needs to go to a mental health facility and get some help. You are all crazy sorry trash.
I liked Danielle in the beginning because like me she seemed a rebel, but now her true colors have come through. DRAMA QUEEN, AND TROUBLEMAKER...Kim G. will be the new housewife, and she is nothing but slim...untrustworthy, if she is I will stop watching the show. Jacqueline needs to find her balls and Teresa, well someone please tell her she is not all that? Horrible mother and horrible english??? Her daughter Gia is the most obnoxious child I have ever seen, next to Ashley who is disrepectful and doesn't give a damn well guess what honey, you look ugly and you are very not interesting...get off the show...Caroline controlling and can't stand her, for someone who lets her dogs eat off her plate well that tells it all, no class...Danielle move somewhere else...you are broke down honey...or bitch is bitch better??? haha..for women who think they are all that...running through a country club in borrowed fur coats??? NONE OF THEM HAVE ANY CLASS...I guess those are how Jersey girls are....wow....
I'm done...
The episode was FUNNY as heck! Even though Teresa wanted nothing more than to egg-on Danielle, Danielle just blew everything out of proportion. Danielle is not only crazy BUT she is borderline schizo-- something to always worry about especially those around her. Ashley needs to settle the heck down. This young girl has absolutely nothing positive going for herself other than to start s_ it with crazy Danielle- she's been warned many times to stay away from Schizo and apparently isn't listening. Time for step-dad to get involved BIG TIME.
Hope Danielle falls and stumbles to her knees when she realizes that because of her shady behavior, everyone has turned against her- these women are funny as heck! The two Kim's are ATTEMPTING to get their own show by playing both sides- NOW THESE TWO ARE SHADY AS THEY COME! It's obvious the two K's are not to be trusted! Can't wait to see the next episode!