This week on Kourtney & Khloe Take Miami, Kourtney Kardashian is obsessed with getting back into shape for an upcoming photo shoot in a bikini. It's her first since delivering her son Mason.
She starts pounding away at the gym, running on the beach, and refusing to eat much of anything at all. Sister Khloe Kardashian is there trying to convince her she has the best body ever and force food down her throat, but she'll have none of it.
"I want my body to be like my Maxim shoot!" she says. Of course, that was before she had a baby.
Finally, she ends up in the back of an ambulance, hooked up to an IV after passing out while running.
She sees the light and gives us all a lesson.
"I'm so embarrassed that I punished my body for a photo shoot," she says. "I've been obsessing about this weight thing a little too much."
While Kourtney is running herself into the ground, Khloe steps in as "head bitch" at DASH. She pisses Kourtney off by taking the staff out for a wild night on the town when Kourtney has a strict rule against mixing business and pleasure.
When Kourtney blows up at Khloe, Khloe, who wants to be at home with Lamar anyway, storms off to the airport and heads home.
"I am done with Miami," she says. "I'm so unappreciated here."
Creepy Scott, in the only words of wisdom I've ever heard him utter, tries to comfort Kourtney.
"Things change in life; we have to work with it," Scott says, wrapping up the show with a neat little bow.
Previews show that sister Kim Kardashian is Miami-bound next week.
Did you watch Kourtney & Khloe Take Miami this week? Did you learn a lesson?
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