Lady Gaga Magic & Kim Kardashian Curse: Celebrity Tweets of the Week

Amy Keyishian
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Back after a brief hiatus -- a look at the best, weirdest, and funniest tweets straight from the thumbs of our favorite celebrities!

First up: Lady Gaga reporting on a "magical house" she's staying in. Now, we all heard that she took a tumble at Heathrow Airport, but nobody said where she was headed. My guess? She accidentally locked herself in a carry-on bin and can't tell the difference. (Related question: Doesn't she have to take those boots off to go through security?)

http://twitter.com/ladygaga/status/16863491201

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I'm underwhelmed by the news that Lisa Rinna and Harry Hamlin will have their own show. Very nice that they're one of the few long-lasting celebrity marriages. But defining them as "celebrities," at this point, really stretches the term. (That being said, I think we all know I'm going to watch it.)

http://twitter.com/lisarinna/status/16863762068

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

How about your weekly dose of Joan Rivers one-liners? What do you mean, you don't wanna? Hold your nose and take it. She's a classic.

http://twitter.com/Joan_Rivers/status/16865806135

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Can someone explain Tila Tequila to me? I had to ask my husband, and he gave me a whole run-down, and I still don't get it. Her Twitter feed is cuckoo. She has a Tila Army! And she says things I cannot comprehend. But she's right about this Adam Lambert getup.

http://twitter.com/TilaOMG/status/16903065118

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Now, let's talk about the World Cup. I know you guys follow my every post, but just in case you missed it: I suggested that star USA player Jozy Altidore get together with a Kardashian to continue the "K Effect," a winning streak caused by coupling with a Kardashian. Well GUESS WHAT. He is BFFs with Kim's ex Reggie Bush, so my evil plan either got a lot more or a lot less possible.

http://twitter.com/JozyAltidore17/status/16866251576

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

On a side note, you know those annoying horns, the Vuvuzelas, that people honk at every match? Guess what. They have their own Twitter feed. Several, in fact. And I am so, so easily amused.

http://twitter.com/livevuvuzela/status/16778927128

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Finally, this tweet about "the quarter curse" set off a flurry of in-the-know responses from Kim Kardashian's pals. I have googled and come up empty. Anyone have any idea what she's on about? Can you tell me in the comments?

http://twitter.com/KimKardashian/status/16902451164

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