Sometimes when I watch the Kardashian women and their escapades, I feel a little pang of envy for all that sisterly love. On tonight's episode of Kourtney and Khloe Take Miami, I just felt a pang of pain as Kourtney attempted to give Khloe a home bikini wax.
I was literally squirming in my seat during the whole painful process, which came to be because Khloe's husband, Lamar, was arriving in town for an overnighter. She realized that she had neglected to tend to her grooming down there, and Kourtney was immediately on the job.
"It will be fun to rip out Khloe's pubes one by one," Kourtney said with a sinister laugh.
While Khloe admitted she was scared, she went forward with it because she "cannot let Lamar see me as a hairy beast."
Kourtney takes to the task and tolerates Khloe's complaining. But long after the wax has waned, Kourtney is still hurting from the procedure.
"I'm still pissed at Kort for making my vagina a swollen mess," Khloe says.
Lamar arrives and the newlyweds manage to have a great time despite any trouble down there.
Meanwhile ... after an alcohol-laden night on the town, Kourtney worries about her breast milk and repeatedly tests and throws it out when the strips reveal it's tainted by alcohol. It's a kind of mini awakening for her, and after a miserable, hungover trip to the zoo, she vows to drink less.
"I will be devastated if I have to give Mason formula," Kourtney says.
Have you ever done a home bikini wax? If so, what was it like? Painful?
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