5 Hot Celebrity Couples We'd Love to See Hitched

Amy Keyishian

Naomi Watts and Liev Schreiber
Naomi Watts and Liev Schreiber at the Tony Awards
Not that I'm a nosy little looky-loo or anything, but I just love me a celebrity wedding -- you don't have to buy a gift and you can cluck over the excesses from the comfort of your own couch.

Here are the top five celebrity couples we'd like to see get hitched.

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie

Hey, Pitt's wedding to Jennifer Aniston featured matching blond highlights; the guy looks great in a tux; and frankly, sometimes these two strike me as certifiably cuckoo! Would they have a social awareness-themed shindig in Louisiana in which celebrity guests would be required to spend the day rinsing oil-covered pelicans? Would the sexy Jolie's dress be boobs-out or demure? Would she invite her dad? Would she kiss her brother? Oh, the questions -- let's have some answers!

Naomi Watts and Liev Schreiber

Oof, they are so adorable! And those babies? Double-oof! She's been quoted as saying marriage isn't important to her, but she'd do it if the kids wanted her to. (Oh, those free-and-easy Aussies!) I say: Do it. It's been five years already. What are they waiting for?

Mila Kunis and Macaulay Culkin

Am I the last one to know these two have been together since 2002? Quietly, under the radar, this has to be the world's longest-lasting twosome involving a former child star and the voice of a cartoon character. I can understand Culkin's being camera-shy, after his early and brief marriage to Rachel Miner, but they've made it this far. I want them to quietly elope and not tell anyone and then live happily ever after. Hey, maybe they already did!

Neil Patrick Harris and David Burtka

Ya know, we saw Ellen and Portia get hitched. I know gowns are more fun than tuxes, but I wouldn't mind some gay-guy vows to goggle at. Besides, these two have one of the longer-lasting celebrity relationships, gay or straight, having been together since 2004 -- and frankly, I trust this tasteful twosome to dispel some of the more flamboyant stereotypes (hello, Modern Family, you're funny but let's ratchet it back) in today's pop-culture universe.

Kourtney Kardashian and Jozy Altidore

No, they're not really a couple, but it's time for d-bag Scott Disick to get the heave-ho. Meanwhile, when Kim Kardashian was with Reggie Bush, the Saints won the Super Bowl. Khloe Kardashian weds Lamar Odom, and his team, the Lakers, are in the NBA finals. Clearly, the Armenian sisters are capable of creating sports greatness via their vaginas; match the remaining one up with a World Cup player, and we'll clinch the summer competition for sure. (Talk about taking one for the team!)

Which celeb couple would you like to see wed?


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