Photo from Splash NewsCharlie Sheen is going to jail. Friggin' finally.
But it's only for 30 days (15 if he's on good behavior).
He'll be pleading guilty to assaulting his wife, Brooke Mueller, with a knife on Christmas Day.
And he'll get out in just enough time to start filming Two and a Half Men, which he recently signed on for two more seasons, getting a huge raise with the contract. How convenient.
This seems like it's more of a slap on the wrist than an actual punishment. You can't just go around threatening people with knives without some sort of repercussion.
The guy needs serious help ... I'm thinking a nice stint in some sort of hardcore rehab facility would do him good -- and not one of those fancy celebrity ones that are more like a vacation getaway than a rehab unit.
Think 30 days of jail time is severe enough?