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I just assumed Lindsay Lohan was lying about losing her passport in Cannes, but it's a little hardcore to also lie to the judge while in a court of law and say you can't be tested for alcohol and drugs and fitted with a SCRAM bracelet because of filming in Texas -- when it's not true.

These things are easily researched, LiLo. TMZ figured it out in about five seconds. Do you think a judge is going to be so easily confused by your manipulation?

In addition to the SCRAM bracelet that sends an alert if the troubled star drinks alcohol, perhaps Lindsay should be fitted with a lie detector test.

Do you think Lindsay Lohan maybe just needs a stint in the county jail?