"The Hills": Spencer Pratt Calls Heidi Montag’s Mom a "Vagina"

Julie Ryan Evans
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It's not like we didn't know Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt were mentally unbalanced, but on this week's episode of The Hills, they were scary crazy.

First, Heidi decided to throw an elaborate birthday party (and by elaborate, I mean there was a LIVE elephant in attendance) for her 6-year-old neighbor, Enzo. Not her nephew or godson or even a dear friend's child, just this random little boy who pops over once in awhile and Heidi has adopted ... in her mind at least.

Funny thing was, they didn't even show Enzo's parents on the show -- at his own birthday party. Maybe it's one of those Max & Ruby things?

Then Spencer (sporting a really bad hairdo, I must add) went completely insane on Heidi's stepsister, Holly, because she defended her mother, who Spencer loathes. 

"She's not God," he ranted about Montag's mother. "She didn't make Heidi. She's just a vagina!"

He was so worked up, I would've been scared to be in the same room with him. Heidi, who can still barely move from all the plastic surgery, did little to intervene ... even though he called her mother a VAGINA!!!

There's some speculation that Heidi has been brainwashed by Spencer and his crystal-wielding ways (he spent $500,000 on crystals!). At least that would provide some explanation ...

Meanwhile, Kristin Cavallari and Brody Jenner continued their ongoing flirtation, even though Brody really wants Audrina Patridge. Audrina, however, is dating Ryan Cabrera, and on this episode, they made it exclusive.

How can they possibly end this show?

What did you think about this week's episode of The Hills?

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