Scripture, Threats, and Holes … "The Real Housewives of New Jersey" Are Back

Julie Ryan Evans

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There was no table flipping, but The Real Housewives of New Jersey didn't disappoint in their Season 2 premiere last night.  

I think the episode can best be summed up by a few quotes from the night, which left my jaw sore from dropping. They all revolve -- as I predict most of the season will -- around Danielle.

The first comes when Danielle is on her way to see her priest so she can learn to pray for the other women who last season dug up dirt from her past -- things like prostitution and drug use, to name a few:

"I want to pray for everybody, especially those who have done me grave wrong. For what they've done to me, they're gonna need all the prayers they can get."

Prayers followed by threats, nice.

"It's always a fashion show; we're Jersey, baby!" Danielle tells her daughter while they're shopping for clothes.


Teresa, pregnant with her fourth child, also whips out a couple of zingers:

"She slept with like 400 or 500 guys, I mean her hole must be as big as ... not the Lincoln Tunnel, not the Holland Tunnel ... what's the longest tunnel?"

I had to rewind my DVR several times to make sure she really said that. She did.

And my favorite, also from Teresa:  

"Danielle, you put the 'cont' in contradiction, biatch."

Seriously, how can anyone NOT watch this show?

What did you think of the Season 2 premiere of The Real Housewives of New Jersey?

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