Tyrese Gibson Shot, Apolo Ohno the Next "Bachelor" -- Celebrity Tweets, April Fool's Day Style

Amy Keyishian
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I'm charmed by celebrities who tweet April Fool's gags -- especially when they're all kinds of bad at it! Here are the awesome attempts at humor from the glitterati, giggle-worthy for all kinds of reasons!

OMG! Model/singer Tyrese Gibson has been SHOT! This is truly tragic! A nation mourns! And how amazing that he was able to tweet while bleeding on the sidewalk...

http://twitter.com/Tyrese4ReaL/status/11443205730

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

... Ugh, so not funny. That could legitimately have worried his fans, not to mention his mom, because someone's bound to call her before seeing this:

http://twitter.com/Tyrese4ReaL/status/11443447920 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Next up, OMG! Olympic speed-skater Apolo Ohno is going to go on The Bachelor! A nation watches! It's a frantic search for women shorter than he is, or at least for boxes for him to stand on! He extends his 15 minutes of fame ...

http://twitter.com/ApoloOhno/status/11446892828
 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Ohno, oh NO! What a card! We were totes fooled ... because who would care, exactement?

http://twitter.com/ApoloOhno/status/11447089593 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

OMG!!! Jewish Elvis Neil Diamond, the guy behind '70s soft-rock hits "Sweet Caroline" and "Cracklin Rose" has been voted into the Rock' n' Roll Hall of Fame! Who's next, Barry Manilow? Englebert Humperdink? (Am I ancient yet? These jokes make me feel ancient.)

http://twitter.com/NeilDiamond/status/11434027113 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

D'oh! Neil Diamond! You krazy kid, you! Ya really had me going there ... actually, I'm kind of charmed by this. (Did I mention that when I saw him at Madison Square Garden, I was sitting in the same section as Rick Rubin and Anthony Kiedis?)

http://twitter.com/NeilDiamond/status/11449113604 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


Change of pace: Deaf actress/Oscar winner Marlee Matlin learned some interesting rock-song trivia. And shared it with the Twitterverse right away, because it was so exciting!

http://twitter.com/MarleeMatlin/status/11458134579 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Oh dear! And now she has to admit she was gullible! (Interesting trivia: The word "gullible" does not appear in any dictionary.)

http://twitter.com/MarleeMatlin/status/11458491414 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Hey, here's an odd tweet from Kim Kardashian -- just one of several, many of them citing the hottitude of one Nicole Richie. Hmm, that's awfully suspicious ...

http://twitter.com/KimKardashian/status/11458540650
 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Hacked! Hacked! The Kardashian has been hacked! By Nicole, Khloe, and someone else I would know if I watched the show regularly! (Or she handed her phone over so she could get some attention ... one or the other. your guess?)

http://twitter.com/KimKardashian/status/11460886336
 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You know what? Not that we usually put much stock in the wit and wisdom of musical spoofer Weird Al Yankovic, but at this moment, we appreciate his final word on April Fool's Day, ontweet or off.

http://twitter.com/alyankovic/status/11438405384
 

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