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- Looks like Heather McComb is going to be receiving $7,750 per month from ex-husband James Van Der Beek (of Dawson's Creek fame) as part of a divorce agreement. More shocking to me than the amount of the spousal support payments is the fact that this dude makes $35,000 a month. Really? What, pray tell, does he do? -- Pop Eater.
- This week's issue of US Magazine has the infamous Jesse James Nazi photo. (I've honestly run dry on "what a lame jerk" jokes -- someone help me out here. -- US Magazine.
- Rapper LL Cool J is complaining that Sarah Palin planned to re-purpose an old interview of him to promote her new show, Real American Stories. That sounds like a shady operation, Palin, but what I'm more concerned about is: Why are you taking over my TV? -- Entertainment Weekly.
- Michelle Bombshell McGee had the nerve to lash out at my idol and favorite person ever, Chelsea Handler, for making fun of her. McGee wrote on her Facebook page: "...use some of that botox from your forehead and put it in your flabby underarm skin..Ive seen better wings in a bucket of KFC chicken." Seriously, Michelle? Soooo mature. -- US Magazine.