Serena Williams Burns Meatloaf, Tyra's Joke Falls Flat -- Best Celebrity Tweets

Here are the celebrity tweets that caught my fancy today, for better or for worse.

First up, Serena Williams left someone else in charge of dinner. And that person has some 'splaining to do. OMG, do you think it was Venus? Nothing on her Twitter feed...

As long as we're talking about athletes, let's talk about Olympic swimmer Dara Torres. We love her. But ... does she mean Siobahn (from American Idol)?! Isn't it, like, on the screen when she sings?!

Oh, Tyra. Tyra, Tyra, Tyra. Let's leave the jokes to people who aren't low on blood sugar, shall we?

Standup comic and former "Air America" radio host Marc Maron shows remarkable powers of paranoia. (P.S. I totally had a baby at my ex.)

Musician ?uesto, of The Roots and Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, is so worth joining Twitter just to follow. He is hilarious, smart, and awesome. Here, he holds forth on baby names.

Funny, funny Jim Carrey! He's so funny when he's remembering his horrible childhood full of booze-soaked relatives behaving inappropriately! Ha ha ha ha *sob*

And finally, let's get philosophical about Twitter with Reverend Run of Run-DMC. Between him and Yoko Ono, Twitter is a very thoughtful place (true story).