As if we didn't already know Robert Pattinson is the best boyfriend ever!

He totally braved the red carpet all by his lonesome at the Cannes premiere of On the Road -- starring Kristen Stewart, of course.

But the sweepingly romantic gesture didn't end there. RPattz went out of his way to NOT steal the spotlight from KStew, even hanging back in the shadows while his lady fair linked arms and snapped pics with hottie co-stars Tom Sturridge, Garret Hedlund and Viggo Mortensen.

Awww. Poor RPattz! Not that he has anything to worry about, naturally. No reason for Robert Effin' Pattinson to feel insecure! I mean, KStew would have to be out of her mind to even LOOK at another man. Like, legit insane.

Still ... he does look kinda sorta sad ...

Here's something I never though I'd say about a Jersey Shore star—especially one who refers to himself as The Situation—but I'm actually really impressed with Mike Sorrentino.

In his first interview since completing rehab for a prescription medication addiction, Sorrentino sounds like a very different dude from the hard-partying meathead who once proudly described himself as someone who "looks like Rambo, pretty much, with his shirt off."

He comes across as more humble, for one thing (that was overdue)—but most of all, he sounds completely and totally human in his fight to stay sober.

There's nothing like breaking up with a guy and then cranking one of Kelly Clarkson's strong-grrl anthems and belting out the lyrics to "Stronger" or "Since U Been Gone." Yeah! But, in the future, Kelly may be more the soundtrack of your weepy puppy love moments than your hold-your-head-up-high and get-ridda-that-man times.

Says Kelly, who has been dating Brandon Blackstock for about six months:

I'm trying to write a tough song and it is coming out like butterflies and rainbows ... I'm writing this happy stuff.

Yeesh. This doesn't sound like "Because of You," Kelly.

With Cannes in full swing, tongues are wagging about all the exciting flicks premiering and competing at the film fest. One of the main attention-grabbers so far is director Walter Salles' On the Road, based on the classic Jack Kerouac novel and starring none other than Twi-Hards' beloved Kristen Stewart!

KStew's been getting serious buzz for her performance in the flick, and now that a new On the Road clip has hit the web, it's obvious why.

Courtney Stodden. Any time I see her name pop up on the Interwebs, I just have to see what she's up to. Literally, I'm SERIOUSLY incapable of ignoring it. It's sad, for sure, but her life is just a train wreck that I can't help but adore watching play out via photos of her playing in pumpkin patches and frolicking to church (all half naked, obvz).

Wait for it, though. Because her feisty new video entitled "Hello Courtney" takes the whole damn cake ... or should I say kitty litter? Mhm. Courtney Stodden. As a cat. Mimicking Hello Kitty. Playing in a litter box. Climbing trees. SPITTING UP A FUR BALL. All caught on video. Oh and so you know, it already has almost 350,000 views. 

I'm SO happy I'm not joking. Ready, set, meeeowwwwwwww.

Kate Gosselin is in a bit of a tough spot. The reality show star and mom to the cutest sextuplets and twins ever can't seem to find work. Ever since TLC canceled Kate Plus 8, Ms. Gosselin's been on the hunt to find a new network to call home. Thing is, no one really wants her. The WE network says they're not interested, same with Oxygen and Lifetime. It's gotta be hard; one minute you're a tabloid staple, the next you can't even get a meeting. I almost feel sorry for her. Almost.

Rumors are swirling that Jenelle Evans -- everyone's favorite MTV Teen Mom -- is pregnant. Please God no! Though the rumors are not entirely credible, there is some evidence. She has gained at least 20 pounds and that is very visible. She also just got engaged and that seemed like a rather rushed affair.

If it's true, it's still hard to believe. How could a woman who can't even take care of her first child possibly have a second?

What is she thinking?

I don't know what the producers of Sister Wives are thinking.

So far this season has been all about how Christine resents Robyn and is getting more and more disgusted with Kody and how having sister wives is really "hard work" and blah blah jealousy blah ...

And they still haven't brought up the time Janelle left Kody (and Meri, and Christine)?!

Janelle's passages in the family's new book Becoming Sister Wives is the first I ever heard about this split, which occurred before the reality show started filming (during the eighth year of Janelle's marriage to Kody).

Poor woman.

She'd just given birth to her fifth child, Gabriel, and was suffering from "horrible postpartum depression."