Major jerk alert! With any luck, Bachelorette Emily Maynard will see right through Ryan Bowers's chiseled jaw and perfectly sculpted six pack.

In a teaser to the next episode, the Georgia pro sports trainer reveals his true motives for being on the show -- to get rich and famous!

Hasn't it been fun to watch Robert Pattinson take on movie roles that are much deeper and more dramatic than Twilight? He's definitely proving himself to be a very serious actor, and that's why the idea of seeing him star in an "R" rated flick is a very exciting thought. And according to Twilight producer Wyck Godfrey, the odds of Rob doing movie that caters to the 18 and over crowd is a definite possibility.

Supposedly Rob is a huge fan of a book called The Professionals, and a movie version is also in the works, which would be a modern-day Bonnie & Clyde story. Rob as Clyde? As in the bank robber? Bring. It. On.

After the seemingly endless buzz about Fifty Shades of Grey, the dirty book, it seems the topic everyone's talking about these days is Fifty Shades of Grey, the dirty movie. Who will play Anastasia Steele? Who will play Christian Grey? Is there any way Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart will be in it OMFG Twilight-gasm!

I'm guessing Universal is scrambling to get the movie underway, since it makes sense to strike while the nation's collective loins iron's hot, but the reality is we're at least a year from clapping eyes on the film adaptation, right? Well, while we all wait to see if the cinema version of Fifty Shades lives up to our blushing, sweaty expectations, why not revisit some of the most memorable erotic scenes from movies you can go out and rent—like, TONIGHT?

Ready for the list? Fair warning, I've included steamy NSFW video where I could (sadly, YouTube's age restrictions wouldn't let me embed every clip), so put the kids to bed, turn up the AC, and enjoy:

I have to admit, I really feel bad for Kim Kardashian these days. No matter how hard she tries to fix her reputation, people are just not buying it. Dating Kanye West? It's probably another sham. Donating your wedding gifts to charity? It's probably another sham.

So what does Kim do? Damage control. That's right, our little Kimmy is guest starring on Drop Dead Diva playing an actual character in at least three episodes. And get this: her character is a "relationship guru" who gives advice to friends. She is like, soooo relatable now you guys! So, do you forgive her for lying to everyone about her huge sham marriage and screwing people out of millions of dollars now? Guys?

You've got to see this...

On this rare Friday edition of The Daily Stir, Emily talks about Snooki's baby names, Ashton Kutcher's relationship with Rumer Willis, Whitney Houston's last song, and Fleet Week. Kick off your weekend right and hit play. It's fun! Trust me.

Now that the season finale of Glee has come and gone, it's only natural that we dive right into all of the gleektastic goodness that is The Glee Project. I know I know, it's not as good -- but Glee was SO much better this past season because of it, right? I could stare into Samuel Larson's eyes all day LONG. Ow ow!

Season two of The Glee Project premieres Tuesday, June 5 on Oxygen -- and the latest crew of 14 contestants were given the surprise of their lives when a super special guest popped in to say hello. There were screams. There were tears. Heck, there were even some shrieks. Let me tell you, the first time I saw this superstar -- I shrieked, too.

Read on to find out who stops by.

The Green Lantern, a DC Comic character who has been around since 1940, has just come out. I don't mean the comic book issue has come out, I mean The Green Lantern has come out. Yep, he's gay. Alan Scott, the superhero's regular dude persona, is a gay media mogul. Seriously, I always thought it would be Batman, didn't you?

You know summer's begun when the popcorn flicks -- replete with big effects and a need to appeal to both young and old -- start to charge the theaters. Snow White & the Huntsman is a showy fantasy for the masses. It's also one of the first big flicks to come along showcasing Kristen Stewart in a role other than a teen in love with a vampire.

So, one of the most burning Qs floating around this flick is clearly: How'd she do? Can she do a convincing modern, feminist twist on Snow White? Or, as we've seen already in Twilight, is it all about the blank stares and insecure glimpses at her leading man?

My take's below the jump ... but warning -- there are plenty of spoilers!