Kim Zolciak-Biermann Jokes About Daughter Giving Oral Sex -- & Just ... No

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As much as I enjoy off-color remarks and some gritty humor from time to time, certain comments like this will get your cool pass revoked REAL quick. Kim Zolciak-Biermann's "blow job" tweet to Chrissy Teigen for John Legend tickets is so inappropriate and so far out there, I'm still trying to figure out how this married mom of six thought it would be funny -- or a good idea, for that matter.

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In unashamed Kim fashion, the 38-year-old Don't Be Tardy reality star took to Twitter to try to score free John Legend concert tickets from Chrissy Teigen -- which makes total sense considering Chrissy is an uber Housewives fan.

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The problem, however, is in the delivery, as Kim's tweet not only jokes at giving someone oral sex in exchange for seats at the John Legend concert, but insinuates her 20-year-old daughter Brielle could be the one to do it.

Um ... WTF?

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In classic Chrissy fashion, the mother of comebacks and zingers responded to Kim's proposition in the classiest of ways.

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(Good one, Chriss.)

Kim later followed up her tweet with a quick "I love you" to her daughter Brielle.

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You know, I don't even have to touch this with a 10-foot pole, 'cause folks already came for Kim on Twitter for even joking her daughter could give oral sex for the sake of concert tickets:

Twitter comment to Kim Zolciak
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Twitter comment Kim Zolciak
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Twitter comment to Kim Zolciak
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... But, since we're all here, we might as well talk about it.

There have been many things that have come out of Kim's mouth -- even dating as far back as her days on The Real Housewives of Atlanta -- that haven't really shocked me ... but this is so damn ... extra.

Now, it's one thing if you want to jokingly throw a post up on social about a potential willingness to orally satisfy someone for the sake of getting something in return. And while I do get the "haha" aspect of trying to be funny, how the hell are you gonna throw your daughter into the mix as the one to do it?? 'Cause, if it was that serious, you, as the mama, better take one for the team and just be done with it. (SMH.)

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I can only imagine the WTF face Chrissy Teigen had when she got tagged in this f*ckery of a Twitter status -- and Chrissy is known for having a pretty fun sense of humor.

From the excitement of having a Housewife contact her on social media ...

... to reading what Kim wrote, and reading it again ...

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... to having to respond to Kim's request with grace, because you want no parts of that ... at all ...

Matter of fact, it's probably best if you just leave those tickets at the will-call window, Chriss, and post pics of where you'll be enjoying the concert on social after the damn show.

... 'Cause, if we're talking about blow jobs on Twitter for tickets, Lord only knows what the conversation will be in person. (#Nope.)

And, speaking of tickets, I wonder why Mrs. Zolciak-Biermann felt the need to even bring her daughter and "blow" in the equation knowing her family has the coinage to buy tickets, and then some. Wasn't it the same Kim Zolciak-Biermann who read RHOA star Kenya Moore for filth this season -- telling Moore that her husband, now NFL free agent Kroy Biermann, has "eight years in the NFL, $20 million"? Your pockets have got to be plentiful to not need free tickets, let alone joke about having your 20-year-old daughter give fellatio to get some.

But, I guess it's all in fun, as daughter Brielle finally chimed in with the request to let Bravo producer Michael Beck -- who seems willing and able -- to get the "job" done.

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Brielle Zolciak Biermann tweet
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And there ya have it.

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Kim, girl, what are we going to do with you? LOL. All jokes aside, this tweet doesn't seem like the best message a mom would want her kid to be a part of ... but maybe I just don't get it. (*Kanye shrug*)

I will continue to pray for your family, Kim, as your 4-year-old son Kash recovers from his traumatic dog bite, but I hope you consider the messages you put out on social media -- or at least rethink the phrasing, like Blake Lively did when Lively recently "professed her love" to John Legend.

And, with that, I bid you adieu ... because I just can't with this.

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