Britney Spears Is a Mermaid Mom Because Of Course She Is (PHOTO)

You cannot hate on Brit-Brit. How can you hate on anyone who gave us so many amazing jams in which to fold laundry by? I will not hate on Britney, but I will say that girl obviously has too much time and money on her hands. 


I mean, just look at this shiz: 

The mermaid life �

A photo posted by Britney Spears (@britneyspears) on

Not only is she stone-cold gorgeous, but she is also relaxing in her pool with a giant mermaid tail and her adorable kids, as one does. 

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I don't know about the rest of you, but I never have time to dress in costumes to amuse my kids, and if I did it would end up with me standing on my sofa, waiting for them to come home from school and looking like this: 


And this is why I will never be as good as a mom as Britney Spears.


Image via britneyspears/Instagram

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