Of Course George Clooney's Fiancee Is Pregnant

amal alamuddin

The world is still in a tizzy over George Clooney finally putting a ring on it, and we're all searching for an explanation as to how his fiancee Amal Alamuddin managed to snag the perpetual bachelor. Most recently, the pregnancy rumors have been a-swirlin', but Clooney's rep is adamant in denying all bump gossip and has made it very clear that Alamuddin "is not pregnant."

Is it fact or fiction? See for yourself. Alamuddin recently stepped out in a high-waisted maxi dress at Clooney's Lake Como home, so naturally, she must be expecting.

Advertisement

Yes, the two-time PEOPLE's Sexiest Man Alive (and annual winner in our hearts) has managed to find a lady to settle down with, so forgive us, but bump watch was inevitable and will be for the foreseeable future ... no matter what George's reps are saying.

There can really be no other explanation for the engagement, right? She has to be pregnant! Why else would he want to marry her? (Insert eye-roll here.)

More from The Stir: George Clooney's Reason for Wanting a Short Engagement Is Surprisingly Sweet

Seriously, I shudder to think that she just found a guy who loves her and would like to marry her. Oh, the horror! It's just impossible.

Kidding, of course.

Unfortunately, from the looks of things, it seems like pregnancy rumors will plague the couple forever. The tale of the storied playboy finally settling down with the successful international lawyer is a winning one. And for whatever reason, the "they're in love" logic doesn't seem to be enough of a marriage justification for many people -- even when we're talking everyday, regular folks and not the world's most eligible bachelor. People just love to start pregnancy rumors.

But the world could just accept it.

They're in love and want to get married. Baby or not, it's happening, people. So as we all silently (or not so silently, really) weep that Mr. Clooney is officially "off the market," let's give the girl's uterus a break and let her wear those maxi dresses in peace.

Do you think George Clooney and Amal Alamuddin are expecting?

 

Image via Splash News

Read More >