Holy Moly, Pete Wentz' Baby Name Is a Lot for a Kid to Live Up To

Pete Wentz has managed to outdo himself as a card carrying member of the crazy celebrity baby name club. His first child with ex Ashlee Simpson, Bronx Mowgli, was a doozy. But second time around his kid registers on the highest richter of the playground teasing scale. Pete Wentz and girlfriend Meagan Camper named their son ... wait for it ... Saint Lazslo.

Saint Lazslo Wentz. 

Poor baby.

Unless they're enrolling Saint Lazslo in some underground playgroup with North West, Bear Blu, and Blue Ivy with teachers who get paid to stifle their snickers and sarcasm, he's in for it.


Pete, Pete, Pete. Nothing pisses me off more than a man who's gone through life with the name Pete not paying it forward to his offspring. How about you change your name to Saint Lazslo and call your son Pete? As parents, we're supposed to take the hits for our precious babies. Did you not get the memo?

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I know celebs feel they have the cash and clout to overcome their kids' shortcomings. So Jason Lee didn't think twice about naming his son Pilot Inspektor. Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon blessed their twins as Moroccon and Monroe. But stars fade, people. Remember when M.C. Hammer had us all wearing ridiculous balloon pants dancing to "U Can't Touch This?" Now ...  crickets. Bankruptcy. He became a gangster rapper and then a preacher and reality show wannabe. I probably see him in Target and don't recognize him.

Pete, it's time to get your career going again so you can afford therapy ... or bribery ... or a private teacher for homeschooling. Whatever works. Saint Lazslo is going to need some extra investment, thanks to your name choice.

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