Is Mila Kunis Having Ashton Kutcher's Baby?

Mila KunisSurprise, according to Star magazine, reliable source that they are, Mila Kunis is pregnant. Why do we care? We don’t. But first of all, you have to admit that the spawn of Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher would be a beautiful baby. I’m just saying.


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But you’ve got to think the timing of this rumor is just too convenient. Demi is about to turn 50 this weekend. Can you imagine, if this rumor is true, Ashton Kutcher having to break it to her that he knocked up his girlfriend? You know, Mila Kunis, the younger and slightly less crazy version of Demi? Seems a little dangerous to me.

I’ve got nothing against Demi. She rocks but she did go a little batshit crazy this year and she’s having a bit of a midlife crisis. Either way, I don’t think I’d want to be the one raining on Demi’s birthday parade. She looks like she could kick some serious ass and not even get a hair out of place. Mila and Ashton wouldn’t know what hit them.

Of course, if it's true (which I kind of hope it is), I’d really love to see Demi move on and find herself a more mature man, someone more her equal in life and in the industry. If Ashton and Mila were pregnant, that’s a surefire way that Demi would move on.

Too bad Bruce Willis is taken now. Bruce, can you at least go give Demi a hug? She needs one and maybe give Ashton some pointers on how to break the bad news to Demi?

By the way, Mila has denied the baby bump rumor, but she’s not said much on the whole marriage rumor. I think it would be awesome if Kelso and Jackie got married and had a baby. Of course, I can’t wait to see how the fabulous Demi rocks out 50 too.

What do you think?


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