Snooki's Callous Ex Hopes She Has a Miscarriage

snookiThe world collectively shed a Ron-Ron Juice-soaked tear when word came out that Snooki is (allegedly) pregnant. It doesn't exactly take a PhD in Psychology to discern that the Jersey Shore star doesn't appear to be ready for motherhood, what with her boozin', Jersey-turnpikin', crotch-flashin' ways. But, doesn't mean we wish ill-will on young Snooki and her (alleged) baby-to-be. That would be completely classless and uncouth. That would be something her dirtbag ex-boyfriend, Emilio Masella, would do. And did.

Masella told TMZ: "I hope for her sake ... not to be rude or anything ... but I hope she has a miscarriage." Then he added: "I would def recommend her to get a paternity test to see who the father is because I’m sure there are other subjects -- Vinny could easily be the father."


Ummmm, yeeeeaaah. Snooki's ex-boyfriend just publicly wished a miscarriage on her. No words. Just wow.

Look, like I said, Snooki doesn't strike me as the ideal person to have a child (right now), but who knows, maybe this will be good for her. Maybe this will get her to clean up her act. And, dude, even if it doesn't, is it really anybody's business? And duuuude, regardless of what kind of person Snooki is, you don't wish a miscarriage on the girl. You don't wish a miscarriage on anybody. That's disgusting.

Hopefully, when Snooki gives (alleged) birth, things will change for her. Hopefully, she'll no longer have the desire to go out and do moronic things like get arrested and pee in the bushes and whatnot. Hopefully, a side of herself she never knew existed will emerge, and she'll be a wonderful mother and fine example for her daughter. To be honest, I kind of doubt it. But I still hope she has a healthy and happy pregnancy.

How out-of-line are these comments by Masella?


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