Madonna Half-Time Show Must Have Made Her Kids Want to DIE

Dear Madonna. You are not my mom, and I am not one of your kids. I am a mom myself and I have my own kids. Which is why I couldn't help but think of your kids as you performed at the Super Bowl Halftime last night and how much I would have wanted to DIE of embarrassment if I was them. And not ONLY because of this perhaps most humiliatingly awkward crotch shot (after the jump because even though it's safe for work it's still cringeworthy):

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