'Toddlers & Tiaras' Mom Gets Tot Addicted to 'Special Juice' (VIDEO)

toddlers and tiaras special juiceI've finally figured out why TLC's Toddlers & Tiaras exists: To make normal moms feel superior. Because any time you tune in, some horrible mom is doing something unbelievably atrocious to some doomed toddler. Most recently, it's getting a toddler hopped up on "special juice" so she can perform. What's the problem, right? Every toddler needs an edge in this highly competitive, not at all completely psychotic, or child porn-y, activity.

Let's take a look at little Alana getting "juiced," shall we?


I'm thinking Mountain Dew. Or whatever is on sale at the Piggly Wiggly. I'm also thinking Alana better get used to the idea of flippers, because that little girl is not going to have any teeth left after her juice habit eats the enamel off the baby ones and the ones growing deep down inside her gums. That will surely be a pageant winning look, right?

I'm honestly wondering what these stage moms will do next. Just a teeny amount of crack to keep those eyes bright and shiny? Followed by a Jagermeister shot for a full night's rest? Tying the little chubby gals to the bumper and making them keep up with the car for exercise? Nothing would surprise me at this point. YOU'RE HURTING YOUR CHILDREN, CRAZY MOMS. STOP IT.

I know it's easy to pile on pageant moms, and this lady makes it even easier. Let's just hope she, or someone in her family, sees this clip, and instead of saying, "Well, isn't she just darling," they sign mom up for some parenting and nutrition classes.

What the hell?

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