Even Sweetheart Jennifer Garner Has Scary Pregzilla Moments (PHOTO)

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Jennifer Garner is Pregzilla!!!
Look out!! Dum-dum-da-da-dum, dum-dum-da-da-dum ... it's the Queen of All Monsters! Pregzilla!! I mean, Jennifer Garner!

Oh Jen, I hope you know I call you Pregzilla in the most affectionate of ways. I've been pregnant a coupla times myself; I know there's nothing a mama-to-be can do when those heavy-duty hormones hijack your previously tranquil emotions and suddenly ...

Dum-dum-da-da-dum!!! Pregzilla! Run for cover! One swing of her mighty tail belly could destroy you!

Seriously, I'm sure Garner had good reason to get angry at the photographer trailing her around LAX. Like, she's pregnant and tired and it's beyond irritating that some creep with a camera is following her up the escalator??

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I was just about to say something like, Jennifer seems like such a sweetheart, too bad one of her rare cranky moments was caught on film.

But you know what? I'm glad this image of Pregzilla has been unleashed. Let this serve as a warning to any man, woman, or child who dares to cross a pregnant woman's path! You're playing with fire! If your village gets burned to the ground, well, I'm sorry. But I tried to tell you.

Have you ever had a Pregzilla moment like Jennifer Garner?

 

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