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Kim Kardashian Is Selling a Pool Floatie of Her Butt Because Of Course

EntertainmentPublished Apr 6, 2017
By Nicole Fabian-Weber
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Pulling merch out of her you know what! Kim Kardashian is nothing if not a savvy businesswoman. She knows exactly what's going to sell: herself. Kim has hawked everything from overtly sexual emojis of her famous bod to coffee table books devoted entirely to her selfies. But her latest endeavor could be her most creative yet. Kim is selling a pool float of her butt. Bring it, summer of '17!

On Tuesday, Kim released new Kimoji items for sale on her site -- and among them is a giant black thong-clad pool floatie of her famous rear. The price? Oh, just $98 plus $10 shipping. NBD. Because who needs groceries when you've got Kim's ass to tan on?

Check it out:

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Boom. Hot buns. 

More from CafeMom: 22 Old-School Photos of Kim Kardashian That Will Make You Do a Double Take

While it's very kitschy, not surprisingly, some people are a little outraged at the price tag for this pool float. 

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This of course wouldn't be the first time Kim has outraged people -- and it certainly won't be the last. But that said, if history is any indication of what's to come for Kim's butt floaties, there's a good chance they'll sell out in no time. 

Because, as we'll all come to know soon enough, a day at the pool is that much more fun when it's spent atop Kim Kardashian's butt. 

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