Jon Lovitz Is Jessica Lowndes's New Bae, But He Probably Doesn't Know What Bae Is

Jessica Lowndes is an amazingly gorgeous 27-year-old. Jon Lovitz is an amazingly hilarious 58-year-old. And they both have just subjected us to an amazingly huge amount of TMI over their May-December relationship. Nah, we don't care about the 31-year-old age gap between these two lovebirds. We care that they are being way TMI about it. 


Jessica started dropping hints about her new relationship with a series of Instagram posts, the first one of "his" sweet Bentley. 

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That's all fine and good. Happy couples should totally share things like cars and stuff. But then she posted this photo, which was when things started to get a little bit creepy. 

"His hands are wise and tell a thousand stories." 

This is where this whole thing started to remind me of Courtney Stodden/Doug Hutchison thing, another couple with a huge age difference who flaunt their relationship all over social media. 

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Don't get me wrong. Happy couples can flaunt their relationship all over social media because I'm a big girl and I know how to X out of that Instagram window so I don't have to see these things if I don't want to, but there is still something super icky about it. Like this: 

Yes, you can totally recognize Lovitz's nasal whine in the background. And Jessica also posted this photo of this gorgeous giant rock that may or may not be an engagement ring: 

Now, I ain't sayin' she's a gold digger, but she ain't messin' with no broke father figures, and considering Lovitz is worth a cool 12 mil, I'm sure that sweetens the deal. Well, that and this: 

And no, I'm not being judge-y about that, because who wouldn't want an ice cream daddy? Well, one who also gives candy: 

The way to my heart... ð��«ð��°â�¤ï¸ï¿½ #meltingmoments #MyCandyManCan

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I guess as long as they are happy, it's really none of our biz -- I could just do with a little less between-the-legs action. And to not think about how when he was 31, bae really was just a bae. As in a diaper-wearing bae. 

UPDATE: It turns out this was an early April Fool's hoax to promote Jessica Lowndes's new music video for her song "Deja Vu." Joke's on everyone I guess! 


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