An Open Thank-You Note to Justin Bieber's Butt: I Hope We Meet Again

Dear Justin Beiber's Butt: I just wanted to reach out after your recent appearance to say thanks -- it's not often we get to see each other, but when we do, you always manage to reflect a little sunshine into my life. You're a stand-up young man, and I can honestly say it's thanks to you and your giving spirit that we've been able to reach this point today.


You and I both know that I've had my ups and downs with the rest of Justin Bieber in the past -- I mean, we can both agree some of those tattoos really are too much, right? And 2014 isn't something any of us are proud of. But you? You'll stay milky and pure until the end:

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Dat ass doe @johnny photo cred

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Dat ass doe. I really couldn't have said it better myself, and I'm so glad to see Justin's giving you the credit -- and daylight -- you deserve. 

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Look, I know we don't have a future. But you've done me a service just by showing up here, and it would be rude for me to not acknowledge that. You deserve to know how much good you've put back in this world, and if I have to be the one to tell you that, so be it.

So thank you, Justin Bieber's butt. I hope we meet again soon.

Your loving fan,



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