15 Things You Might Not Know About Scott Disick

While most of us were babysitting or working at our local pizza shop, teen-aged Scott was making bank as a cover model for young-adult novels. His face, then sans beard, was featured on book covers from the Heartland series. 

He's a huge Seinfeld fan. Scott told Haute Living that he relaxes by watching reruns of the sitcom every night. His fur coat does kind of remind us of Puddy's.

Much like the Kardashians, Scott has shilled for plenty of innovative products to maintain his expensive lifestyle. One of the more memorable products is Amidren by Scott Disick, a drug that combats the male equivalent of menopause. 

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Speaking of fragile male egos, Scott's favorite movies are American Psycho and Ferris Bueller's Day Off. We can't think of two other film choices that could more perfectly capture the emotionally damaged and fun-loving sides of his personality, respectively.

He's something of a watch connoisseur. Scott revealed to Haute Living that selecting his wristwatch is his "biggest choice of the day." He prefers to wear a Patek Philippe watch for business meetings and saves his Rolex for more casual situations. As for fancier occasions? "If I know I have an event to go to and I want to be a little flashy, I will wear one of my completely flawless diamond Jacob and Co. watches," Scott said. Personally, we have a more streamlined approach where we just wear our Fossil watch every day.

Scott once opened a Japanese restaurant. Located in NYC's Meatpacking District, Ryu served up dishes like wagyu beef carpaccio and kona kampachi tartare. Sadly, the restaurant closed after only 191 days in 2012.

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Scott fell victim to Ashton Kutcher's antics on an episode of Punk'd in 2013. Disick was led to believe that his Rolls Royce Phantom convertible had been towed and attempted to bribe a towing company employee to get it back. Scott described his car by telling the employee that it contained a hairbrush and a Blink-182 CD, which was embarrassing for everyone involved.

Scott loves Goldfish, and not the aquarium-dwelling kind. The reality star told Us Magazine that he "eats tons of snacks every night in bed." Scott's snacks of choice? "Usually Goldfish crackers and pretzels," he said. Who knew we had so much in common with Kourtney's ex?

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He never graduated from high school. Scott attended the Ross School, a private school in East Hampton, but he reportedly didn't stick around long enough to graduate. Scott did, however, get arrested twice by the time he turned 18.

Just about everyone knows Scott likes to be referred to as Lord Disick, but what's less widely known is that he actually bought an authentic knighting ceremony online. We're not sure what Scott's adorable children think of their dad's title, but we're in agreement with Rob Kardashian's take: "It's kind of weird." Truer words about Scott Disick were never spoken, Rob.

Scott shared with Us Magazine that whenever he gets any time to himself, he likes to drive without music on because it gives him "time to think." Maybe this is when he comes up with his best entrepreneurial ideas, like his Monte Carlo Self-Tanning Gel for Men.

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Last year, Disick appeared in the music video for Chris Brown's "Picture Me Rollin'." It's easy to picture the pair "rollin'" because they're frequently photographed together leaving a club in an outrageously expensive car. 

He's lactose-intolerant. Not being able to eat dairy can be a drag, but hopefully Scott knows that Ben & Jerry's just came out with a version of Chunky Monkey made with almond milk. We might or might not be devouring a pint right now. 

Scott values family more than money. In an interview with People, Scott said, "I've realized that money is not everything I used to think it was. Being at home is more important." When asked if family was more important than money, he replied, "I think so." So don't let the flashy cars and night clubs fool you, folks. Scott's a family guy first.

If you've ever wondered what Scott's favorite tunes are, look no further. He told radio host Angie Martinez that his favorite songs are Mark Morrison's "Return of the Mack" and "I Wish (Remix)" by R. Kelly. Hopefully Kanye's feelings weren't hurt by this revelation.