9 New Year's Resolutions We Think These Celebs Should Make for 2016

Chrissy Teigan

Happy 2016, everyone! Because we are the giving sort, we thought we'd make the new year a little easier for some of our favorite celebrities by making up their New Year's resolutions for them. You're welcome, celebrities!


1. Justin Bieber

Resolve to ... Stop messing up so you can stop saying "sorry!"

Justin Bieber 2015 American Music Awards

Just how sorry are you, REALLY?

2. Kim Kardashian

Resolve to ... Go one month without taking selfies.

55 MILLION!!!!!!!OMGGGGG!!!!!! LOVE YOU SO MUCH!!!!!!!

A photo posted by Kim Kardashian West (@kimkardashian) on


3. Idris Elba

Resolve to ... Take your shirt off more.



Glastonbury Sonic Stage!! My Love! My Passion!

A photo posted by Idris Elba (@idriselba) on

I mean, you guys.

4. Chrissy Teigen


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Everything she does is literally perfect.


5. Tina Fey and Amy Poehler

Resolve to ... Cowrite a self-help book on friendship.

The world needs this.

6. Adele

Resolve to ... Release just ONE song that doesn't literally make us sob and regret all of the mistakes we've ever made or will make.


(We love you, Adele!)

7. Justin Timberlake

Resolve to ... Give us a few more glimpses of cutie-pie Silas!

He's so cute.

The Timberlakes are ready!!! GO GRIZZ! #GritNGrind #Playoffs #BabyGrizzROAR

A photo posted by Justin Timberlake (@justintimberlake) on

We want more.

8. Carrie Fisher

Resolve to ... Start your own talk show.

A photo posted by Carla Harvey (@carlacoates) on

She is hilarious and honest and fearless.

WE LOVE YOU, CARRIE. Keep talking!

9. Amy Schumer and Jennifer Lawrence

Resolve to ... Invite the entire Stir team on your next vacation.

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Human pyramid

A photo posted by @amyschumer on

We'll start practicing our pyramid skills!


Happy new year, everyone!


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