15 Crazy Things Kim Kardashian Has Dared to Say (PHOTOS)

Kim Kardashian Kanye WestKim Kardashian is known for a lot of things, and speaking her mind is definitely one of them. But even though Kim may be as business savvy as they come, but she doesn't always think before she opens her mouth.

Love her or hate her, you'll have good time reminding yourself of Kim's craziest comments. Check 'em out.


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  • Labor Pains

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    After a painful pregnancy incident, Kim proclaimed, "If labor's worse than this, I'll hang myself. I'll literally take a knife and slit my throat!"

  • Playing Politics

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    Kim has always supported President Barack Obama, for better or worse. On why she voted for him, she said, "He just seemed very firm about the change, and that's like, his motto."

     
  • Butt of the Joke

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    Kim's clueless when it comes to her biggest asset, "I don't understand why everyone is always going on about my butt. I'm Armenian. It's normal."

  • Un-'Beliebable'

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    When Kim and the Biebs were spotted cavorting on the beach, Kim couldn't figure out what the fuss was, and said, "Is that not ridiculous that people thought that Justin Bieber and I were on a … romantic vacation [together], in the Bahamas, and I just happened to wear a gown as my swimsuit and red lips and he's dressed in a suit in the ocean? Seriously -- who would walk to the beach like that?" 

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  • Au Naturel

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    Kim shared her thoughts on plastic surgery, saying, "I'll have surgery at some point. I’ll do my boobs for sure. I'll never do my butt -- I mean, how would you sit down?" 

  • Dog Eat Dog

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    Kim explained neutering her dog by saying, "I don't like big balls on a dog."

  • Frenemies

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    Kim heard former bestie Paris Hilton had unkind things to say about Kim's famous bod. In response, Kim said, "If Paris Hilton thinks my butt looks gross, I really don't care. At least I have a butt."

     
  • Setting Up a Foundation

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    Deep thoughts from Kim: "I hate when women wear the wrong foundation color. It might be the worst thing on the planet when they wear their makeup too light."

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  • Vice President of Fiscal Drainage

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    Kim is a girl who hates to deprive herself. So she doesn't. She said,
    "I buy myself a gift every year, so this year I bought everything I wanted."

     
  • In the Spotlight

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    Like a true Kardashian, Kim understands that there is no such thing as bad publicity. She said, "I couldn't care less if they [the media] say I'm pregnant with twins by my brother."

  • Down There

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    On her reality show, Kim told sister Khloe, "You have a better, like, looking vagina than I thought."

  • All Hands on Deck

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    Curious if Kim's tush is real? She's got the answer, saying, "A few people have asked if it's real. You can grab it if you want." 

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  • Anything for Money

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    Kim meet Britney. Britney meet Kim. Here's Kim's report: "She said she loves me and she loves my butt and how she wants to be my lesbian lover. I mean, what do you say to that other than 'No thanks'? Actually, maybe I would do it for a million bucks."

  • Sixth Sense

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    "I have this, like, sixth sense where I can smell if someone has a cavity." Eww?

  • Oops!

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    "I always pee all over my Spanx. It's a disaster."

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