Jimmy Kimmel's Take on a Children's Book by Donald Trump Is a 'Winner' (VIDEO)

There aren't many things as ridiculous as the fact that Trump is running for president, except for maybe this pretend children's book that Jimmy Kimmel ghostwrote for The Donald. The 2016 candidate was on Jimmy Kimmel Live! this week, and the host had a surprise for him.


Trump is an accomplished businessman, no doubt, but he's somewhat lacking in personableness -- as evidenced by his constant references to "winning." So Kimmel wrote a book in the Dr. Suess style, emphasizing Trump's braggart attitude.

He titled it Winners Aren't Losers, and I can't get enough of how he perfectly nailed Trump in sing-song prose.

"Winners aren't losers. They're winners -- like me! A loser's a loser. Which one will you be?" Kimmel read, somehow keeping a straight face. "Winners do deals and winners get rich, while sad little losers just sit there and bitch."

Another awesome line was, "This lobster's a loser. Throw him in the pot. I like a lobster who doesn't get caught." During the reading, Trump joked, "This should be a big seller." Kimmel quipped back, "My daughter loves it."

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Kimmel also highlighted Trump's controversial opinion on immigration, with, "Now here are some frogs I do not like at all. We must kick these frogs out and then build a wall." Poor frogs! They just want to come to the land of opportunity!

I doubt that this would actually be a big seller in the genre of children's literature, but dang, I sort of wish I could buy this. I have a white elephant gift exchange coming up that it would be perfect for.


Image via Jimmy Kimmel Live!/YouTube

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