15 Most Bizarre Things Kanye West Has Said About Himself (PHOTOS)

Meredith Gordon | Dec 30, 2015 Celebrities
15 Most Bizarre Things Kanye West Has Said About Himself (PHOTOS)

Kanye WestNow that Kanye West is the father of two, he's going to be busier than ever. But if you think that means he'll be too busy with his babies to say his famously narcissistic comments? Yeah. Think again.

If there's one thing we know for sure, it's that Kanye always has time to talk about Kanye. Check out some of his most ridiculous comments to date.


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  • Big Business

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    "I will be the leader of a company that ends up being worth billions of dollars, because I got the answers. I understand culture. I am the nucleus." We're waiting, Kanye!

  • Rewriting History

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    "When I think of competition it's like I try to create against the past. I think about Michelangelo and Picasso, you know, the pyramids." Shh, don't tell Kanye that Michelangelo and Picasso were painters. We don't want to piss off Yeezus.

  • The Kanye Show

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    "I have reached the point where my Truman Show boat has crashed into the painting." Raise your hand if you have any idea what Kanye is talking about. Even Kanye doesn't raise his hand.

  • The Hero

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    "Like, I'm just giving up my body on the stage; I'm putting my life at risk, literally!" No you're not, Kanye! You're a rich rapper, dude. Cool it.

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  • Just Like Moses

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    "God chose me. He mad a path for me. I am God's vessel." Kanye, was that path reality TV? Hmm.

  • Book Ban

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    "Sometimes people write novels and they just be so wordy and so self-absorbed. I am not a fan of books. I would never want a book's autograph." So Kanye, you will read exactly what to your children at night? 

  • Fresh Prince of Calabasas

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    "You do help me get money, paparazzi. You show people how fresh my outfit is." Kanye's outfits are fresh, but his grammar sucks.

  • Stunt Man

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    "I've never done a publicity stunt in my life. Anytime I went up and spoke my mind it was always what I thought was the truth." Nope -- the guy who is married to a reality TV star, who regularly covers his entire face during a performance isn't into stunts. Not at all, Kanye!

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  • Burden of Proof

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    "I hate when I'm on a flight and I wake up with a water bottle next to me, like oh great now I gotta be responsible for this water bottle." Wonder what he says about his kids.

  • Show Off

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    "My greatest pain in life is that I will never be able to see myself perform." If that's your greatest pain, Kanye ...

  • Regifting

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    "I'd see toys that some people would buy for my daughter, and I'd say this toy isn't quality. I don't want my daughter playing with this. There's not enough love put into this, this is just manufactured with the will to sell, and not the will of inspiration."  Well that'll teach your friends to buy your kid a gift.

  • Leggo My Ego!

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    "One of my biggest Achilles’ heels has been my ego. And if I, Kanye West, the very person, can remove my ego, I think there's hope for everyone." His ego is even big about his ego!

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  • Beck to Differ

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    "So, the voices in my head told me go, and then I just walked up, like, halfway up the stage ... But I just didn't really want to take away from Beck's moment, or the time he's having to talk. It was kind of a joke – like the Grammys themselves." Yeah. We're sure Beck thought it was hilarious.


  • Job Well Done

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    "I think what Kanye West is going to mean is something similar to what Steve Jobs means. I am undoubtedly, you know, Steve of Internet, downtown, fashion, culture. Period. By a long jump. I honestly feel that because Steve has passed, you know, it's like when Biggie passed and Jay Z was allowed to become Jay Z." How many people think of Kanye and Steve Jobs together? Anyone? No one? 

  • The Voice

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    'I will go down as the voice of this generation, of this decade, I will be the loudest voice.' What? Sorry, we couldn't hear you Kanye.

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