Miley Cyrus Wears Thong to James Franco's Bar Mitzvah (PHOTOS)

miley cyrusBecause Hollywood is really Hollyweird, Miley Cyrus wore a thong to James Franco's Bar Mitzvah. Seriously. Yes, Franco will finally become a man and the whole thing is for Hilarity for Charity, which will benefit the Alzheimer's Association. The event needs entertainment and so Miley put on some Star of David cuffs and a blue thong bodysuit for her performance to make sure it was the most fun Bar Mitzvah ever and to raise tons of funds. She even wore a Shalom Y'all cape.


Now don't go thinking she is available for your event. Though I think my kids would love to have her perform at their birthday party. Heck, I'd even be okay with the thong. Maybe. As long as she doesn't bring a bong, because let's get real ... this is Miley we're talking about.

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The outfit was quite spectacular. Those sparkly gold tights are dazzling, though I wish I didn't catch a glimpse of the seaming on top. That's what you get for wearing such a high-cut bodysuit. (Note to self next time I wear a high-cut bodysuit ... which is really never.)

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Miley is excellent at comedy -- you've seen her on SNL, right? She's got the timing and the chops. And while I don't love all her songs, hearing her sing Dolly Parton's "Jolene" takes my breath away ... in a good way. Who am I kidding? I know all the words to "The Climb", and you may have seen me in my car singing "Wrecking Ball" at the top of my lungs. Miley! Love you!

I do prefer seeing Miley in a thong over her tongue out. The tongue thing is too Gene Simmons from KISS and that just grosses me out. I'm also glad that Hilarity for Charity exists -- what a great way to raise money for things that really matter. Now if only she was really available for my kids' birthday party.


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