Khloe Kardashian Reveals Everything You Never Wanted to Know About Her Family's Bikini Waxing Preferences

kardashiansNo one could ever accuse the Kardashians of being shy when it comes to their bodies: After all, we've seen the famous sisters do everything from get stretch marks lasered off to give birth on camera. But in a post on her website, the notoriously outspoken Khloe Kardashian wrote about her family's bikini wax preferences and truly pushed the boundaries of TMI!

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“Let’s talk about the hair down there," Khloe began the post, adding, "No subject is too taboo to touch!”

Well, fair enough. We all deal with body hair, why not talk about it, right? And talk about it Khloe did:

You guys know I’m not gonna beat around the bush (no pun intended), so let’s get straight to it: I’m all about the landing strip. I like to be clean; I like to be manicured. When there’s nothing there, it’s weird, in my opinion -- especially when you have tits and an ass. It just freaks me out a little bit. I don't like looking at an adult woman and seeing nothing down there. Whenever I'm at the spa, it just makes me uncomfortable when I see that. But then again, it also makes me uncomfortable when I see something wild and untamed.

So Khloe is a middle-of-the-road kind of gal, is what she's getting at. Okay, we can dig it. But what about Kim and Kourtney? Don't worry, no need to wonder about their preferences:

I know Kim is completely bare, and now she says she wishes she still had a lil' somethin' going on but she lasered it all off. I mean, I'm never gonna want hair on lips of my vag, so I'll laser that! I'll laser other places that the sun doesn't shine. But I like that if I ever want to go bare, I can just shave it and change my mind later.

Kourtney's with me! I always think of Kourt as large and in charge with a full '70s-style bush -- it just matches her personality. Lol, very boho chic. But she swears that's just a joke and has a landing strip ... sometimes.

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Hmmm. Honestly, we sort of expected Kourtney to be, er, "large and in charge" too (who can forget that episode of KUWTK when Scott gave pregnant Kourtney a hard time for being a bit too unkempt?? Such a gentleman, that Scott.). But hey, you learn something new every day, right? And here's something else: Khloe says she totally doesn't understand why anyone would "vajazzle.”

Seriously, get over yourself. Apparently there's a new trend where you shape your bush into a heart for Valentine's Day or any shape for your man. Who has the energy for that?

Word, Khlo. We certainly don't have the energy for that! 

So what Khloe is saying, ultimately, is that everybody needs to just find their bikini line groove and go with it. It's all good. (As long as it doesn't involve vajazzling, and then it's just weird.) You can always count on Khloe to keep it real! That's why we love her. 

 

Image via khloekardashian/Instagram

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