Madonna’s the Latest Famous Lady to Have a Girl Crush on Amy Schumer

Amy Schumer has spent the summer cultivating a massive squad of bad ass lady friends, and the latest addition to the bunch is equally as talented/awesome/hilarious as the rest: Madonna. It's strange, I know, but I'd even go so far as they're more than friends ... if Amy getting spanked and kicked by Madonna on stage is any indication.


When I say "more than friends," I'm not talking romantic stuff (but who else would be totally down for that to happen??) -- I just mean that bending down in front of someone and lifting up your dress so they can smack your ass? That's just a superior level of friendship. You can't argue that they're just in it for the publicity after something like this.

Amy opened Madonna's show at Madison Square Garden (and she will continue to do so for the rest of Madonna's New York tour dates), but that was fine and normal and what we expected to happen. 

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The surprise came later when Amy returned to the stage during "Unapologetic Bitch" and was spanked and kicked by the great Madge herself. It was fake -- don't worry (or at least we think so?). 

Ma fucking Donna

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So was this the best thing to ever happen at MSG? A lot of great things have happened there, it's true ... but yes. I think it was.

AND it's not over yet. Madonna wouldn't be Madonna if she weren't at least a little strange, so naturally, her parting gift to Amy was a banana and a sock puppet. 

"Bitch you're in my gang"? Excuse me, I'm going to go write this on postcards and send to all of my friends.


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