Kermit the Frog's New Girlfriend Is Some Pig!

Oh my frog, looks like celeb Muppet Kermit has already bounced back from his breakup with Miss Piggy. Everyone, please meet Denise, Kermit's rumored hottie new girlfriend. It's only been a month since the big split, but Mr. The Frog is wasting no time at all -- and we want to know all about her!

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So far all we know is that she's the head of marketing at ABC, and the two met while working on the upcoming docuseries Up Late With Miss Piggy. A source tells People magazine that "she's always stopping by the set of Up Late." I bet she is.

Not only that, they new couple has been seen together around town -- and, according to the source, "he calls her his girlfriend."

So serious so soon? Denise must be something special. (That or she's just his rebound girl ... Kermit wouldn't do that, would he?!? Uhh, let's go with the "something special" theory.) And you know what? Good for them.

No, I'm serious. I've always though Miss Piggy was too much of a diva for such a mild-mannered, self-effacing frog like Kermit. Don't get me wrong. I love Miss Piggy's brass and I don't think she should ever change. But man, it would be exhausting to be in a relationship with her, don't you think? Too. Much. Drama.

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Like I said, we don't know much about Denise from marketing. But just looking at her photo she comes across as utterly sweet and chill, just the kind of partner poor stressed-out Kermit needs. And didn't I see a bikini pic of her in the Daily Mail the other day? I can't find the link right now but wowzers, dem ham hocks!

Anyway, don't feel too sad for Miss Piggy. It looks like she's well on her way to trading up herself. Check out the us-ie she took with Liam are-you-serious Hemsworth. Bow chicka bow wow!

Spent Friday with the most beautiful girl in the world. Kermit, #SorryNotSorry. #TheMuppets #misspiggy

A photo posted by Liam Hemsworth (@liamhemsworth) on

 

Image by Andrea McCallin/ABC

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