The Kardashian Clan Gets Taken Down a Notch -- Donald Trump Style

Unless you've been living under a rock, you're aware of the barb-throwing path Donald Trump is paving towards the Republican presidential candidacy. So it was just a matter of time before some coding genius introduced a Donald Trump Insult Generator, and now Mother Jones has done just that. But what do the Kardashians and Jenners have to do with it? Not much, until now.


We threw the famous family's names into the generator for funzies, just to see what the Donald might have to say about them. The results are nothing short of amazing.

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Let's start with the matriarch, shall we?

Kris Jenner, a highly overrated political pundit, came to my office looking for $$. A wiseguy with no talent. Tiny children are not horses.

Now wait just a cotton-pickin' minute. This woman turned her family into a business empire; think of what she could do with the entire country!

Here's what the generator pulled up for Kim:

Kim Kardashian West, a dishonest slob of a reporter, wrote a letter begging me for forgiveness. Fading out fast. THE UNITED STATES HAS ENOUGH PROBLEMS!

Errr ... Kim doesn't report, she's reported on. Next!

Unimportant Khloe Kardashian did an absolutely horrible job of securing the border. We're not dealing wtih Albert Einstein. Save our children and their future.

That was way harsh.

Kourtney Kardashian, a no-good rotten traitor, should be forced to take an IQ test. Fading out fast. What a stiff! What a stiff!

Ooookay. Moving on to the Jenner sisters.

Kendall Jenner, the habitual vacationer, is a fraud. Ignore. Make America Great Again.

Now just because the supermodel likes to lounge by the pool on occasion does not mean she's always on vacay. Although this one did make me chuckle.

Uncomfortable looking Kylie Jenner did really poorly on television this morning. A total loser! Get smart!

Ouch! Although how amazing would a Kylie Jenner insult generator be in retaliation? I can only imagine the one-liners the 17-year-old could create if left to her own devices. And think of how crazy the Kardashian-Jenner fan army would attack the Donald if he really did slight their girls? The man wouldn't stand a chance.


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