Amy Schumer's 'Audition Tape' for 'Real Housewives' Is Painfully Hilarious (VIDEO)

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When it comes to calling out the rampant misogyny masquerading as entertainment in our society, absolutely no one does it better than Amy Schumer. (Hello, you did see her brilliant "Last F**kable Day" skit with Tina Fey, Patricia Arquette, and Julia Louis-Dreyfus, right?) So it only makes sense that the red-hot comedian would eventually take on the insanity that is Real Housewives -- and the results are predictably hilarious!

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A parody audition tape for an upcoming season of The Real Housewives (location TBD), this latest video gem shows that Schumer has most definitely paid attention to the series: From the stiff-necked hair flips to the grotesquely coy facial expressions, she struts her sparkly stuff like a real live money-drunk -- not to mention regular-drunk -- trainwreck. And the writing is spot-on, with Schumer spouting such potential taglines as "I'm Amy, and I may look like a whore ... but I am" and "I don't need a man, but I want one -- any one." Just watch:

Real Housewives of Secaucus? Sign us up! If only it could be more than just a twisted reality TV fantasy, like the Bachelorette people's pipe dream to draft Schumer as their next desperate-to-wed diva! Gawd, Schumer really makes it painfully obvious just HOW desperate the divas on these shows are, doesn't she? But then, cringing in horrified recognition has never been so much fun!

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Unfortunately/fortunately, it's doubtful Schumer will ever sign on to do anything like this IRL. But at least she'll keep on making fun of it all, which is almost just as good.

Do you wish Amy Schumer really could be a Real Housewife?

 

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